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@Just Gabriel Snuffy from Sesame Street isn't a hooker; he's an enforcer. Consider this: Big Bird isn't just a name he got because he's tall. That's a Mafia boss code name much like God Father is. And he rules Sesame Street with an iron fist! If anyone gives B.B. trouble then he sends someone to take em out. That someone is a guy who snuffs people out by choking them with his big powerful trunk and goes by the name of "Snuffy". B.B. also has Oscar the Grouch as his look out/street dealer. That grumpy persona of his is just a facade to keep people away so they don't find the secret meth lab entrance under his can. Ofc you need a way to launder all that drug money so B.B. got a guy who invests it and earns interest on it. They call him "Ernie". But B.B. is no fool and doesn't trust anyone so he's got an accountant guy tracking every dollar who simply goes by "The Count". Business is pretty good too. Right now marijuana baked goods are the big seller and most of those are sold to an addict named "Cookie Monster". And now ya know so many people are asking: how to get to Sesame Street.

For a moment I thought that fry was a crooked finger. Brings a whole new meaning to finger food!