Posting Messages For Gabe (@Gabriel_True) Until He Comes Back To The Land Of The Living

@gabriel_true Day 1: Hello dearly beloved MaiOtaku Patron/Supporter/User. I am here on behalf of the website to tell you how your presence has been missed, and that we all pray and hope that you are in great health...especially knowing that it was something you've been struggling with recently. That being said, I am also here on behalf of the website to ask if you've extended your cars extended warranty? We see that you've been gone for six months...and if you think you can escape the billing, you're sorely mistaken. - Sending All My Love: Mommy.

Lies and slander! Gabriel gave up his lucrative career as a truck driver to become a lot lizard, and he has never been happier! And if he doesn't log in within the next month to say otherwise it's the truth XD https://media1.tenor.com/m/7p2_VKPSdBYAAAAC/lizard-lizard-lizard-button.gif

@lewd_araragi The only thing his mysterious disappearance will prove is that Gabby is in fact trying to escape the payments due XD.

After reading The Ultimate Guide To TV Wall Mounting, Gabe knew that was it. That was his calling. He gave up his much loved career as a truck driver and he went for it. He was nervous at first, reluctant even. But he was confident in his newly acquired skills after reading such a strong guide. After the first TV was mounted, the customers just kept coming like rain on a winter day. He was overwhelmed, happy and proud of himself, but that came with a price. He became immensely busy to the point he was unable to log-in on MaiOtaku. He thinks of us from time to time, but whenever he does it, 10 new customers call him and the cicle repeats itself. It is both a blessing and a curse. Such a successful career but at the cost of not entertaining us daily with his awesome posts. @gabriel_true we pray that you and your family are in good health and everything is good in your life. We wait your return brother.

@gabriel_true Day 2: So, from what @rtae86 just posted above me, we have finally found out who actually made that wall mount technique topic on here. It wasn't a bot or some scammer person that talks like a robot, it was you. You may be busy with thousands of customers, but you still can't escape the bills for your cars extended warranty, I'm so sorry to inform you of that, but that's the way it is. It's totally okay for you to confess to leaving everything behind to become a full-time troll. I remember you were trying to grow out your beard, and we all know that it's because you want to become Bigfoot and terrorize all who believe him to exist. Was truck driving so bad that you left it to mount TVs and then become a full-time Bigfoot impersonator? I can't explain your actions or reasons for doing that? But, I hope you are the best Bigfoot to ever exist. - Sincerely Your's: Ying

@gabriel_true Day 3: I was talking to Arc-Senpai in a thread he made about how one day I'll be able to post real life events soon. I completely forgot to share the joyous news about how our mom doesn't have cancer! She had to go in to get it checked and her results came back a few days ago being negative for cancer, so yay! I hope you're continuing to be in good health, Gabby, and remember that you still have to pay your car's extended warranty. - Your Friend: Ying-Ying