Create A Better Title For An Existing Anime

It's not uncommon for English dubbed anime to have titles that don't accurately represent the original meaning of a Japanese name. Alternatively there are titles that take on new meaning once a person learns the outcome of a story. So can you come up with a more accurate sum up of a show's namesake? List the original title followed by yours. Example: "No Longer Allowed in Another World" becomes "No Longer Human in the Next Life"

Vandread -> Sex robot (Before Darling in the Franx made it awkward!) https://karmaburn.com/files/screenshots/vandread/hibikidita0101.jpg

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KwLWMgf9B4UAAAAC/clannad-anime.gif I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING! The anime