Worst/funniest first line from a dating site/app

Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya Lost control of that Sharigan and hypnotized them? Lol Yea that is creepy though

It was one of those green card things. He wanted to become an American citizen and thought I was desperate/stupid enough to do so at the drop of a dime.

I once sent an introduction message to a woman I matched with on tinder something like: "I love unicorn's and I don't give a sh$# if you think that's weird!" I went through a tender/okcupid phase where I just sent random messages to women because most of them were so boring to talk to. I was entertained by their reactions and that was good enough for me.

Way back, I use to come up with stories of adventure!!! For a while,I was a pirate in search of booty!!! Hey, I managed to hear about a good geocaching app thanks to another woman who at least found me entertaining.lol I only did that because it got to a point of not caring or trying to fit some online " persona mould" that everyone seemed to go by in robotic fashion.