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      PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup
        
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      The Pervy Otaku @choicemoonbee
        
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    The Pervy Otaku @choicemoonbee
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I totally remember that shit!!!haha that brings back memories I always wonder who da fuck Nicole? But for me it was mostly Brittney or Amber. It worked though haha I always turned around or stopped and let them talk to me...
  
      frankie @hiretsunaotaku
        
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    frankie @hiretsunaotaku
    Does MO count? I think so.
Mine is, "Hi"
Followed by forced conversation about how the day is going eventually followed by ghosting. I find it amusing how many humans follow the same pattern.
  
      PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup
        
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      Ghost @kuharido
        
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    Ghost @kuharido
    I got the most replies from women when I sent them random stories. 
  
      PucaetGniliasEht @thesailingteacup
        
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      The Pervy Otaku @choicemoonbee
        
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    The Pervy Otaku @choicemoonbee
    YEAH THAT TRUE JUST CAUSE THE GUY SEXY DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN CARRY YOU IN CONVERSATIONS HEH..-SHRUGS- <XD
  
      Bruce @ffdreamer
        
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    Bruce @ffdreamer
    She started the conversation with " hey, how tall are you?"
 I answered the question and she followed with " meh, you are not tall enough for me" 
I lost my cool and said "BITCH! You're not even remotely hot enough to make any demands" 
  
      Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya
        
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    Lunar Lone Wolf @kameiya
    It wasn't a dating site but I once had this guy from an island country message me before I learned how to limit settings. He went hi as usual people do and then went to I love you. I want to marry you. I was creeped out.
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