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gabriel_true
Oct 13, 21 at 3:07pm
@kuharido She wasn't much for late night snuggling. Said it was too suffocating. Might of had to do with my rigor mortis acting up. Ya know, on account of me sleeping like a dead man, hehe. Again, I can't help I had to soundproof the coffin to drown out her log sawing, but I just couldn't rest in peace any other way. In the end it's best we didn't get married. Because when death do us part came time I most certainly would have asked to be buried in a separate cemetery. On account of the earthquake rattling my bones one plot over! The old yowling banshee!
kuharido
Oct 13, 21 at 3:12pm
@gabriel_true I'm sorry it didn't work out https://c.tenor.com/8sC8Rw7fzU0AAAAC/tuesday-anime.gif
dyadka_yar
My friend and his wife sleep in separate rooms because he has horrible snoring issues.
hell_hound7
Find a wife that sleeps with you despite your snoring issues
gabriel_true
Oct 13, 21 at 4:09pm
Nah, better yet. Buy earmuffs. They are super effective!
hell_hound7
https://youtu.be/KniWnTt9228
verucassault
I'll add a couple to the list: Sweating. Sometimes its too hot to sleep comfortably next to someone. You can run your a/c ragged in summer trying to make that happen. Tossing and turning. I rarely sleep like a rock and too often toss and turn at night. I know I wake Arc up, so on restless nights I usually crash on the couch. I really should have a sleep study done. I know I snore but I think I might have more issues than just apnea. And my BFF's parents sleep separately. Its one of the things thats kept them married for 40ish years. They only shack up in the same bed in winter.
animekid
Oct 13, 21 at 6:22pm
@verucassault Ah then it's all good then. Referring back to the superman thing.
dyadka_yar
@animekid Ah, the Superman. I have to ask the question, why does everything have to be gay?
beherit
My parents usually sleep separately. My dad has to get up early in the morning for work and my mom likes to stay up late and watch TV.
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