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redhawk
Mar 31, 21 at 5:20am
Yo mama so fat she's fat
kurok
Mar 31, 21 at 5:44am
Yo mama so dumb she still thinks it was a good idea to have you
redhawk
Mar 31, 21 at 9:12am
;w;
solid_snake95
Your momma so thicc @redhawk didn't even want her to sit on his face, because she broke his face
gilver
Mar 31, 21 at 12:03pm
Yo momma' so crazy she convinced herself she was the reincarnation of a video game character and started a cult!
hell_hound7
Yo momma so ugly her reflection doesnt even appear when she walks infront of a mirror
solid_snake95
@gilver you okay man? That sounds awfully specific. ;-;
gilver
Mar 31, 21 at 2:14pm
Nothing's ok. Everything is awful. Just look at where I ended up! MaiOtaku, a site for meeting like minded people? That's the last time I take dating advice from yo momma. That woman's clueless!
projectotakux
@gilver "Yo momma' so crazy she convinced herself she was the reincarnation of a video game character and started a cult!" -Off the record, that is not far off that actually happened in the Final Fantasy House. Praying to God the women who ran it isn't super active https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRjrLmc_4c
gilver
Mar 31, 21 at 4:56pm
Glad someone got my reference. I was going to follow up my original joke with, "Your mother started a cult where she met yo daddy, the current archbishop for the church of Yo Momma's House!"
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