YO MAMA jokes

yo mamma so fat the picture from her first schoolyear is still printing

Yo mama so ghetto, she stole from my local donation box.

yo mamma so fat, when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck

Yo mama still wearing her 5th grade hand-me-downs

yo mamma so fat if u run her over u need to refuel half way

Yo Mamma is so stupid, that when she was told about pewdiepie, she asked "what flavor is it? apple or pumpkin?"

Yo mama so broke, she has too much debt to qualify for section 8.

Yo mama is so fat she sunk the Titanic

Yo mama so fat they call her the EverGiven

yo mama is so fat that she has an entire ecosystem growing on her