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shaggydaggy
Yo momma so stupid, she failed an IQ test!
hell_hound7
Yo mama so fat that when she fell she knocked the earth out of its rotation
shaggydaggy
Yo momma so fat, she has her own orbit!
hell_hound7
Yo mama so stupid she thought 5 gum was meant to be eaten 5 at a time
shaggydaggy
Yo momma so old, when she walked out of a museum, the alarm went off.
hell_hound7
Yo mama so fat that your dad never left he just went cave exploring in your mom's vagina and got lost
shaggydaggy
Yo momma so goddamn STUPID, when she went to go get an oil change, she asked for extra virgin!
hell_hound7
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she could sleep
kyros96
Mar 29, 21 at 10:54pm
Yo mamma is so fat she orders the All-You-Can-Eat twice.
sobo275
Mar 29, 21 at 11:03pm
Yo mama so fat, she broke the suspension on an oversized load semi.
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