Dumb Pick up lines

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 11, 22 at 5:38am

Do you like sleep? Me too, let's do it together sometime.

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 11, 22 at 9:36am

Who needs to call a ride when my number is right here?

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 11, 22 at 10:36am

Are you dumb? Because I’m stupid, we’re a perfect match

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 11, 22 at 11:14am

My pronouns are he/him, but I could be all/yours

Pete Zahut @criselington commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 12, 22 at 6:09am

Are you a good book? Because I want to run my finger down your spine and crack you open.

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 12, 22 at 1:06pm

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 12, 22 at 1:10pm

If we kissed in the middle of the forrest with no one around would we make a sound?

Spoopy Mommy ® @wei_ying commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 12, 22 at 2:11pm

You must be the slipper to my Cinderella cause we’re a perfect fit (idk what these are at this point XD)

Rokas @sparkis commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 12, 22 at 2:30pm

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be your broom if you'll be my witch

sakurakiss @sakurakiss commented on Dumb Pick up lines

Jun 12, 22 at 3:06pm

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to take back to my place and mount.

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