Surfing the Crimson Wave

@ahuman Hysterectomies but they don't give them out freely. XD Also, they typically don't allow them as electives. Some doctors won't even consider it if you've never had children.

@yaasshat "I watched as my son's head crowned, there was a tear, too... Women can split from their V to their A, literally and it's VERY common. That and a lot may inadvertently shit, but that's neither here nor there." Me after reading this: https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1487172828904.png

here are how things usually play out on my end: https://i.imgflip.com/41cdvj.jpg

when my sister was pregnet i was lucky and was sitting outside the room. everyone was in the room, its not as bad as like watching your mom give birth but if that can happen ( vag ripping into the ass?) that sounds like something from a horror movie. getting a c section is crazy too. shows how unnatural us humans are.

@Arc Know what's even better, Arc? Seeing one of these bad boys fresh from the oven... https://goldengateobgyn.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IMG_0012.jpg Except, he way the doctor held it up, it looked more like a veiny, red pancake. Yummmmmy!!! I had to look AT EVERYTHING, my wife was no interested... Something about pain, giving birth and it looking "disgusting". Oh, memories...