Today I Screwed Up

This is a thread dedicated to moments in a day where you screwed up and did something you would not have done in hindsight or vent your frustrations for the day. As far as how I screwed up. I was lifting weights in my basement as I always do. I was doing bench press and the main disadvantage of basement is spiders. I look down and see a spider on my crotch. Normally I don't care if a spider is on me, but if it decided to bite my wiener I would be most displeased. Well I panicked slightly and I lowered one side of the bar so the weights slid off of the end. Of course they had to slide off and smash into the hot water heater and break off the drain valve, spraying me with water that was a few degrees away from boiling. So now the basement is partially flooded, I have small burn speckles all over me and I need to shell out the cash for a plumber.