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Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad Joke Corner

Joaquin Stick @frenesi

Dec 07, 19 at 8:41pm

while at the hospital I asked the nurse if I could do my own stitches. She said suture self

Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad Joke Corner

Joaquin Stick @frenesi

Dec 07, 19 at 8:44pm

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon his arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted "wait! I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack grinned and said: "and you will dialogue."

Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Dad Joke Corner

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 08, 19 at 8:12pm

I ran to the store today. Probably should have drove...

wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas commented on Dad Joke Corner

wasistdas [FALLEN] @wasistdas

Dec 09, 19 at 2:35am

how much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :D

ƈǟɮʀóռ [кαт’ѕ] @grandpa commented on Dad Joke Corner

ƈǟɮʀóռ [кαт’ѕ] @grandpa

Dec 09, 19 at 2:40am

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doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Dec 09, 19 at 6:10am

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Dec 14, 19 at 2:52pm

What do you call a line of people who are waiting to get a hair cut? A barbercue!

Gabriel @gabriel_true commented on Dad Joke Corner

Gabriel @gabriel_true

Dec 14, 19 at 8:04pm

Welcome back Alastor! What's a Squire's favorite time of day? Knight!

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Dec 15, 19 at 9:57am

Thank you, thank you! Why is it best to sit in the corner when you're cold? Because it's 90 degrees!

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie commented on Dad Joke Corner

doctorchurchie @doctorchurchie

Dec 16, 19 at 10:17am

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tss!

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