Dad Joke Corner

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador! What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Remorse Code! Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Because he wanted cold hard cash! What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod! Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable!

What do you call a bee that lives in the USA? A USB!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well then you better go catch it!

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella? A cheesy pick-up line!

What do you call an ambitious shark? A hammerhead How do you call a dirty nuckear device? A F-Bomb. Name a camel galaxy! An-Dromeda What do you call a medieval plain? Flat earth What's a repetetive engine? A motorcycle

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling very well!

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

How do you get Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it!

A bagel and a muffin were taking to biscuit about a business transaction. After the discussion was over the bagel and muffin spend their time talking about the conversion that transpired. The bagel then turns to the muffin and says "I don't know if we can trust that biscuit, it seems kinda flaky."

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!