Dad jokes

꧁༒Ťό×ì¢༒꧂ @mystricks commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 9:36pm

I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics....but I only got bronze

standino98 @standino98 commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 9:54pm

My father always told me I should become a comedian just like him and his father, I never knew if he was joking or not.

Ren @ren_amamiya commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 10:17pm

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Ren @ren_amamiya commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 10:21pm

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

꧁༒Ťό×ì¢༒꧂ @mystricks commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 10:22pm

What’s the best thing about Switzerland. I’m not sure either but the flag is a big plus

꧁༒Ťό×ì¢༒꧂ @mystricks commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 10:27pm

Son- Dad, I’m blind! Dad- Hi blind I’m dad....as you can see

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 8:18pm

when i was young i felt like a man trapped in a women's body... then i was born

llemurr @llemurr commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 8:20pm

My friend told me the other day to watch out for a deep hole filled with water.. I know he means well.

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 8:22pm

knowing how to pick locks has really opened up a lot of doors for me

sewa @sewa commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 8:43pm

Experiencing gravity after exiting through the window was groundbreaking.

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