Dad jokes

sewa @sewa commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 8:45pm

Dad: How was chemistry class? Me: I've tried some acids. Dad: I see, pretty basic.

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 8:46pm

What do call a hambuger's wife? Patty

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 11, 19 at 10:57pm

I was at the ATM and a lady asked if i could help her check her balance. so i pushed her over

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 12, 19 at 7:52pm

i once swallowed a dictionary, it gave me thesaurus throat iv'e ever had

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 15, 19 at 5:50pm

my wife is a midget, I pay the tab because she's always a little short.

sewa @sewa commented on Dad jokes

Oct 15, 19 at 7:03pm

Son: "Dad our garden is full of disgusting insects!" Dad: "Let me get my gun." Son: "Why? What are you going to shoot?" Dad; "Bugshot!"

sewa @sewa commented on Dad jokes

Oct 15, 19 at 7:05pm

Son: "Dad, what's the fastest way to a girls heart?" Dad (Puts Kakashi mask on): "Chidori!"

Mr. Rogers @rafaelsanzio commented on Dad jokes

Oct 15, 19 at 7:06pm

*BADUM TSSSSS* This whole thread (im laughing because of the bad jokes)

sewa @sewa commented on Dad jokes

Oct 15, 19 at 7:08pm

What's the most effective pickup line? A truckstop! What's the most effective pick up line? Does this smell like chloroform?!

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 17, 19 at 10:11pm

my wife told me that sex is better on holidays, it wasn't a nice thing to read on the postcard

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