Dad jokes

Silver Silent @cursedsilence commented on Dad jokes

Oct 09, 19 at 8:49am

You should never let the cat out of the bag. Why? Because it will be a 'cat'astrophy if you do.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Dad jokes

Oct 09, 19 at 8:50am

Son: your jokes are lame Dad: thats not what your mom said last night

darkiesombra @darkiesombra commented on Dad jokes

Oct 09, 19 at 10:09am

MOM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 2:30pm

I bet the ocean is salty because nobody waves back

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 2:33pm

some people have accused me of plagiarism but those are their words, not mine.

Bitch please @tabris commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 2:37pm

This account has been suspended.

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 3:04pm

Im looking for joe....joe mama

ΛᄃΛᄃIΛ @acacia12 commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 3:09pm

Call me Nacho... Nacho Kid! (reverse dad joke)

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 6:19pm

if a blind woman tells you your pp is big she's probably just pulling your leg

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Oct 10, 19 at 9:28pm

every year hundreds of kids are sent to mime school never to be heard from again

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