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https://blogs.bu.edu/hoochie/files/2019/03/Tina-Belcher-giphy.gif Your voice in my head is now that of Tina from Bob's burgers.lol

@yaasshat Funnily enough, my eldest sister said that that aspect of Tina's personality reminds her of me XD. So, pretty spot on I'd say!

Sadly, I have the white man's disease "Noassatall syndrome"(Built like a 90° ski slope, i am.lol), buuuuut... Nothing wrong with a little darrier appreciation. Mine might be out of jealousy, however.lol

@yaasshat It's okay. I don't have a butt either...at least a good looking one (I think so XD). That's why I appreciate good cheeks all the more XD. I think my older sisters stole my portion of butt, our mom didn't wanna give the goods to me. I have thought about working on squats though, living my dream of the good butt life and all the jazz lol.

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone who'll appreciate your butt the way you'll likely appreciate theirs.lol Squats are a good exercise anyway. They help with your pelvic floor and abdominal muscles. No peeing for you when you sneeze, no Maaaam!lol

@yaasshat I've been blessed to have people that have appreciated me despite my thoughts...some of those people having "romantic" attractions to me/my body, so, I think that portion of your statement came true already. XD Though I don't mind if they'd appreciate my butt...I'd be too embarrassed if they tried mentioning it lol. Anyhow, maybe I should start squats? So hopefully I can prevent any future sneezing accidents. XD

Until you have kids(Just a hunch that's something you want.lol) and then all bets are off. ;) lol Y'all(Women.) get shafted big time with pregnancy/child birth. Anyone you're with should be one of, if not, your biggest cheerleader. So, good. :)

@yaasshat You don't know how many times I've had to beat down the feeling to have a kid. I think it started when I was 14-15...and there are obviously good reasons as to why I told myself no then XD. Yeah, I've definitely thought about it (too many times I'd say lol), how much my body would change after pregnancy and whatnot. Even some negative side effects that could happen both physically and emotionally/mentally after it, it's scary no doubt...but there's still something beautiful to me about doing it. I just get worried about if I'd be able to handle the changes at the end of the day, I don't want to make anyone-let alone my child-suffer because I rushed in too soon or something. Whoops! This got longer, Ya-Ya, sorry. xD

Your mom will be better at talking to you about this, but from what I can tell, most women have such a beautifully unique relationship with their children that all of those changes are fully worth it. That bond is, in my opinion, something that as much as a father might be close, they can't truly comprehend. Something about growing that child inside of their body, I think that creates a different kind of connection. I mean, your brain literally gets rewired to prep for being a mother (To some degree, the father's brain does, too.). I've told my fiance that I'd happily go through pregnancy if I could just to experience that and I meant that. Buuuuut... It's DEFINITELY not all cotton candy clouds and unicorn farts, afterwards.lol Anywho... I can ramble quite a bit on certain things, too.lol