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>have android >getting spammed about security update >update verification failed >unroot phone >still fails >realize you need to have bootloader locked too >some dumb fuck really made it so you cant get security updates when your shits unlocked and even worse that some other dumbass made it so your phone gets wiped when you lock/unlock bootloader Really tempted to write a patch to bypass this garbo. Probably easier to pull the update through the api and flash it manually in the meantime.

All the pain and agony caused from playing Returnal (even with save scumming) just to have the ending spit in your face by not answering a single thing in the story and giving absolutely no resolution to anything.

Older Generations: "Listen to what we are saying!" Younger Generations: "Prove what you are saying!"

God a lot of flat landers coming up here when theirs a snow storm that can evolve to a white out and many think it’s a great idea to drive up here just for shits and giggles thinking: Truck+chains= MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!!!(60 mph) in almost a foot of it. Flatlanders I swear.

What do you want me to say???!! I don't want to sleep with you anymore cause your dick can't fit into a condom!!...I mean I can't use a woman condom honey that didn't work or a regulars extra small condom didn't work i can't help ya man!!!I can't have unprotected sex with you dude i just can't i hate having unprotected sex with men that are under 4 inches okay it fucking sucks i can't protect myself so what i just take your word your clean??!! No man..no...it not like i can RUN UP TO EVERY GUY I MEET AND SAY HEYY SHOW ME YOUR DICK!!!!!!!! i would but i get slap or charge for a crime!!!!!!If you're too small for a condom you're too small for a condom then what else can i say but don't go hitting girls up for one nighters man and make them have unprotected sex with ya....I mean i get it you cant have protection i mean if i hold onto the women condom in place maybe but you just probably just pull it out and junk...just go find a gf man..sheesh..unprotect her ass god dammit....man...sheesh guys that are too small for a condom are dangerous but at the same time u don't want to hurt their feelings so u try anyways using other ways..to do "it".....and then they keep calling you and ur like"it was a ONE NIGHT stand!!" Not gonna put me in that situation again I mean GIRLS GET WHATEVER THE GUY HAS WHEN HE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN OKAY WE JUST GET WHATEVER TH HELL IT IS DOWN THERE OKAY. And us girls just FIGURE IT OUT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!!

He HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!! He ducking lied about being single and today he went to see his girlfriend...well that relationship is DUCK!!!!... That ducking ass Tucker!!! Oh I'm single I'm not with NOBODY.....yeaaaa until your DADDY told me...you have a girlfriend....welll HAD a girlfriend...welp....time to ruin a relationship he had a fuck buddy and he had a girlfriend he FUCKED UP HE IS FUCKED UP!!!!!! Time for me to tell his girlfriend tonight...somebody is gonna be single soon right on christmas.....yeaaaaaaaaa buddy someone is in deep shit today!!!