Vent

Okay, I gotta get this off my chest. Super Mario Party for the switch SUCKS. IT BLOWS! IT SUCKS ASS! IT BLOWS ASS! You did it, Nintendo. You really did it. You put out the biggest stinking pile of garbage yet. Screw your little river races. BORING. Your rhythm games? That's just a long ass mini game. Don't even get me started on the maps. TOO LATE. I'm already fired up. F%#$ your small ass, boring ass, SpongeBob shaped lazy maps that are designed by stupid clods for stupid clods. ARE YOU KIDDING ME that I have to high five my rivals after every flipping game? I'd rather slam my fist right into their face because the pacing of the boards is so INFURIATINGLY SLOW! Good idea making the dice roles half of what they were before you Neanderthals. Every time I land in a map and have to trudge through the unskippable cut scenes and explanations I feel another part of me die inside. It's like playing a shitty version of final fantasy 13 with the game design finesse of Cyberpunk 2020. And yet you, Nintendo, have the audacity to raid my wallet for 4 small, cookie cutter bullshit maps and not update the game a single time? What's the deal, Nintendo? The least you could have done is wined and dined me before you decide to screw me over! How could you possibly keep pumping out Mario Party games, eachone worse than the last? At this rate Mario Party 13 will be a frigging game of pong! This game blows. Nintendo blows. F@#% this game and everything about it. 8/10

crazy there are 11 mario parties, i had it on the gamecube. there are 5 smash bros games and im waiting for a 3d game. i have the new one and 2d kinda suck for a game like that, there was a doom mod for 3d smash bro's that was cool.

why the hell do I always gotta text someone first bro. Nobody EVER messages me first except family and that's when they need me to do something smh. Tired of feeling like I'm not wanted, not important or ignored. Wish someone would just hit my line or DM me, it's lonely asf. You're always supposed to check on your Homies, not leave them alone like this ;-; I'm literally getting turned away from everyone because I have chronic cases of autism, Bipolar Disorder, depression & anxiety. I wouldn't mind if one person a day were to message me and check in on me bro ;-; I'm not that bad of a person, am I?

Going through my phone deleting files off my phone and i come across some old whatsapp images from when i was dating my ex. Up until she cheated on me i can remember we had some fun times together. Just sucks people cant be faithful. Like yeah i get it, i wasnt perfect. But she was cheating on me the entire time. Just sad bro, she didnt break my heart but like still tho. How can people be like that? Then women wonder why guys act the way they do. Big sad bro.

Then women wonder why guys act the way they do? Don't lump me (Or "women".) into your conflated quagmire. Being jaded sucks, my bro. Trust me, I'm still trying to convince myself to follow my own bullshit logic.lol

Dude, those teapot shop items in Genshin Impact suck. After over a month of grinding Trust Rank to 10 and getting my energy up to 30 tokens an hour, spending 360 tokens for 1 vial of artifact EXP that doesn't even give me a whole level up is dumb. - I mean it's bad enough they limit them to 5 per day, but at 360 tokens, you can't even earn enough in a day to buy them out completely. Yet why would you? You're better off farming dungeons for other artifacts. The only viable items to purchase are money or XP books for characters. - Genshin Impact is the only game to add something interesting to bait players into being extremely disappointed. It serves no reason or benefit either because you can't buy more tokens with real money anyways. So what is the point in making the items complete trash while gating them off with a huge time consuming delay? It literally makes 0 sense.

Honestly its sad how some banned accounts (like the ones that actually deserved it) try to come back posing as someone else. Like bro you're only digging yourself a bigger grave by posing as another person. That one Arthur guy was Lancelot (Proof given)