IRL Stories

When I was in high school, I woke up early to walk to school and I was so drunk on lack of sleep, this random car showed up to me and opened a door, I entered it without thinking and then realized a square later I didn't know the driver lol It was a taxi so nothing bad happened to me, but it might've had lmao.

as a kid id sneak out at nights and either play in the yard or in the wheel chair ramp at the art gallery next door i solo style broke into two abandoned houses and one trailer with my friends i broke into a park at night with some friends mmmm i cut my eye on a beach and had to wear an eyepatch for a few months

heres a kinda romantic one it was me and my sos first xmas together so we wanted to create a tradition our plan was to eat fish and chips as our x-mas eve dinner tradition, but as he got home at 10pm we werent sure they would be open but we put our coats on and trudged through the snow to see, and yeah they were closed but the walk through the snow at night holding hands, wrapped up warm was really nice plus Stars pizza was open, so pizza is our new tradition >w>

oh, on valentine's day i woke up my so, but he wanted to sleep in so i was at the door way teasing him abit, before letting the door close theyr fire doors so they automatically close, hard and i wasnt paying attention, so it closed on the joint of my fingers i was on the ground sobbing in pain, unable to even move my fingers, huge bruises on the joints long story short, i didnt have to do the dishes for a week >w>

In 5th grade I managed to knock myself out somehow. It was a game where we'd jump off the jungle gym and grab an adjacent climbing thing on the playground. I did it about three times, but on the fourth I decided to run and jump. I grabbed the climber, but I guess I came with enough momentum that I leaned my head in and my knees swung up, a clean strike later and I was out. From what my friends told me, I was out for a few seconds, but the other kids were nice enough to move me to the side so everyone could resume the game...we were a caring bunch.

I was in new york this one time and my friends were drunk as fuck so I was taking care of them and it was around 3am they all agreed to get some chili cheese fries, tacos, and what not. We get to this 24/7 food truck in queens and there was this group of girls who were like where are you guys from and my friends being drunk said something that pissed them off, next thing i knew someone punched me in my nose lmao I was bleeding all over the subway

also when I was 14.... I thought drinking was the coolest shit ever and i chugged 3 4 lokos, and later I stomped my ex friends face. It was a okay day until I started sweating the alcohol out and getting tired.

my family friends brother was staying with us for abit, and he got the cable guy drunk so we didnt have to pay as much or something? i was super young xD but beer cans as far as the eye can see xD