IRL Stories

Call 20th century fox, we gotta movie goin @lamby

I think it was around 2010 me and my best friend got our first gfs. Towards the end of school that year probably just around vacation time but I remember during vacation my best friend called me and said hey look jook I'm getting laid tonight. And back then porn was banned in my home country so basically everything you knew about pussy you knew from the school's biology book. So later that night the guy called me and slowly whispered like he just saw a ghost or something "My gf doesn't have a pussy. and she doesn't have a dick either" which fucking creeped the fuck out of me because he sounded as sure he can be and I knew my time is coming but wtf you can't get into the pussy lane if your girl has no pussy to begin with. So about 3 days later that girl's parents were off on a conference or some bullshit and she invited me to spend the night there and I can remember almost shitting my heart out of my throat because of how nervous I am in fear that my gf doesn't have a pussy. We watched Hancock that night and man we started to make out the moment Charlize Theron started making out with Will Smith and I knew at that moment I had to act or get the fuck out of that house. So I plunged my hand as deep as my hand could go. I basically pulled her pants with one hand and punched with the other one and while my hands were navigating through the fucking bushes inside I finally found the gates to the cave. It was basically in the asshole. Like the other side of it. Still I didn't get laid that night cuz she didn't feel like it because Charlize Theron had to fuckin leave Will Smith or else he loses his powers or whatever. Had to wait 2 more years.

I confessed to a guy back in high school using a love letter. During the flag ceremony, all of the students were at the quadrangle getting ready for the roll call. Well, he was late at that time and I waited for him. After that, I met him face to face and gave him that letter. Other students have been cheering me on and I dunno? Kinda laughing I guess? The guy I confessed into wasn't really that handsome my friends says but I like him because he's kind and smart (｡>﹏<｡) sooo yeah, when the recess came, I took a peek in his Home Economics class then I heard his friend said "Hey, we ran out of charcoals" "Don't worry, I got scratch papers here" is what he said. Then I saw my love letter being burned along with the other papers. It's my first rejection, and also my wasted effort and courage since I don't really speak up with irl guys, but I am already over it now (≧∇≦)b

Ahh! That's so sad! Apparently he wasn't brave or kind enough to just tell you how he felt! I had really hard rejections when I was younger too. Can I be honest about a story? It might make you cringe. The first girl that I like rejected me without me even having to ask her out. We were talking casually during lunch and she just suddenly said something like "Ofcourse, I just think black people are ugly. You feel the same way about white girls, right?" I was 14 or something like that, I think I just replied with "Yeaaaahhh, surrrreee. ;_; " I didn't know what to say back then, and a lot of people where I grew up felt that way and said things like that. But over the years I've learned from it. I learned that I get to decide I'm beautiful, it's not really up to other people. Ever since then I think I've grown a lot.