Failing at Relationships

Must be nice to be a girl (--_--) As now I learned sometimes you just got to be in a position where you feel most comfortable and they will be attracted to your orbit

i have the opposite problem, I always wondered why I have never been able to fall in love, ive had girls confess to me their love but ive never shared those same feelings, im starting to think I'm a sociopath

@Illuminous, I was mostly poking fun at you with my original comment. However I also think your specific desires for a girl are unrealistic. I love anime yandere girls but finding a real life version that's not just plain psychotic is almost impossible. On top of that you want one that is somewhat subservient. The closest you can get is near fanatical devotion with sociopathic tendencies. (Think along the lines of the girls who followed Charles Manson, called his "family") Or the girls that followed Rod Ferrell "vampire clan". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r19_W9YT3zE

@Megatron You win with that comment ahah

Where can a fellow buy his very own Hat of Eroticism and Cloak of Seduction? O_O I find the best approach is to go up to someone, scream "I LOVE YOU!!" and then stare unblinking at them until they respond. It has worked exactly zero times so far, but I feel like my form is improving. ^^

hmp please. when you fail at even talking to people or even being out side in public thats when you know your failing at relationships..... i hate my life becasue that bit is true about me

I just be myself. Meaning two things. The first being that I just avoid people and they start talking to me. And the second being that if I talk to someone first, it's because I made a funny comment about what they're doing. Both ends up with me having a nice conversation with said person. I don't really care, but it never hurts to ask, so I ask if they would like to go on a date if we seem comfortable. And when I get a no, we just continue talking. Made a good amount of friends from doing this. Even on here. Also. I agree with Lenny. What's so wrong with being single? It's not like your life depends on a relationship or not. Actually, strike that. It might for a few of you. You know who you are. >.>