Explain an anime plot badly.

Deadman Wonderland: Whiny high school boy gets framed for mass murder and sent to prison to fight with supernatural blood powers he didn't know he had while constantly getting saved by a bad ass girl but he's too busy whining to even think about banging her, probably because he's gay because he get's obsessed with this Crow dude who he's constantly whining at to train him. About everyone dies before he figures out how to use his lame powers well enough to save the day.

Fairy Tail: A gang of idiots use the power of friendship to defeat their enemies

Mysterious Girlfriend X: Pervert high school boy pervs over this girls drool. But she turns out to be a drool perv too so it's cool, they hook up.

Trigun: 100+ year-old man-child tries to make up with his estranged brother while getting to know a lot of wacky characters along the way in this zany road-trip comedy about growing up. Parasyte AND Midori Days: Teenage boy spends an inordinate amount of time talking to his right hand.

Dragonball Z: A bunch of weird characters with constipation and roid rage try to out yell each other and shoot energy balls at each other after spending 10 episodes threatening each other.