Explain an anime plot badly.

Wasn't sure if this belongs in this section of the forum or the anime talk section. Title of the thread pretty much explains it. Give a short explanation of an anime plot, but make said explanation terrible and/or misleading. This was fun to do on twitter, and I figured we'd really enjoy it. I'll start: Mass murderer wants to be a god. http://animemusicitalian1.altervista.org/alterpages/deathnote_s1v1-.jpg

A loser who wants to live a loser life but gets really unlucky when a baby shoots him and thus he gets many weird friends, totally random enemies and inherits cursed blood. http://static.zerochan.net/Katekyo.Hitman.REBORN!.full.165083.jpg

A boy who screws up his own life to try and help others by making them hate him http://i.imgur.com/HntUoLu.jpg

An average man does super hero job better than super heroes. http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/anime/12/76049.jpg

If you think you're awkward, take a look at this girl that should just kill herself already http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire2/bf33fea2830c6b2eb25de7e2ba1ad6931374105898_full.jpg For all the people thinking I'm harsh: I'm just joking ~.^ I get no satisfaction out of bullying a fictional character into suicide

A boy who is careless gets himself transformed into a ghoul and throws the biggest self-pity-party known to ghoulkind as some asshole starts breaking his fingers till the boy finally mans up http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/1/1c/Free-Download-Tokyo-Ghoul-Wallpaper.jpg

Making dead people play games to open up their true nature. https://boymeetsanime.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/dp-2.png

Two sisters hooking up while their little sister jealously watches http://images.dannychoo.com/cgm/images/post/20080507/2198/52198/large/86ea4e7d25c4b0ca122ccf6b19a1e9f8.jpg

A very regular everyday life. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/Nichijou_manga_volume_1_cover.jpg