Explain an anime plot badly.

When you have Amnesia and try to have a love story but the whole idea of your character sucks ass http://static.zerochan.net/Golden.Time.full.1805869.jpg

Attack on titan: a naked giant ate his mom so he became a naked giant http://images.christianpost.com/full/87591/attack-on-titan.jpg

Ore monogatari: this god ugly dude gets a cute girlfriend https://reallifeanime.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/ore-monogatari-episode-9-takeo-x-yamato-cute-4.png

Akame ga kill: an anime where all your fav characters die http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/k02wcm3mhiky2lwagljd.jpg

https://65.media.tumblr.com/22b04e93c953985dd90c8d9b8fe97983/tumblr_nglyo1lNiA1qmlmyuo1_500.jpg Garo Honoo no Kokuin: The main character is left to slay his literal demons and kill the man who murdered his mother while his whore of a father does God knows what and only shows up when it really doesn't matter. His family tree is as shitty as his luck with women. Watch him live the "hashtag:struggle" as he walks the path of revenge and enlightenment(?)

Miss Monochrome: The Animation Android Pop Star rekindles her idol career after the death of her pet roomba http://blog-imgs-76.fc2.com/i/n/o/inochikaritoru/0ab58309907068f237fd20e3b7c31b51.jpg

In Neon Genesis Envangelion we meet Shinji, a whiny little bitch with daddy issues who is the only teenage boy in 2015 who does not want to pilot a giant robot, to the point of pissing and moaning about it. Despite being surrounded by three attractive females, the only pussy he gets is himself. https://static.hummingbird.me/anime/poster_images/000/000/021/large/498975-neon_genesis_evangelion_zpsudeo7oxn.jpg?1423580507

Rosario vampire: a guy who is different than people in his school has a herum of hot girls who follow him around and fight for him.

Bakemonogatari: A high school dude who got bitten by a vamp likes to show off his latent powers to impress girls and get a girlfriend to hide the fact that he's a total pedo with a supernatural loli harem while finding random ways to trick his sisters into letting him molest them with toothbrushes and such.

Sword Art Online: Bitchy NEET who hates people gets trapped in a game and is discriminated against, and somehow survives dying