Explain an anime plot badly.

Ranma 1/2: Characters turn to random creatures when doused with cold water. Makes love and martial arts a bit complicated because it's hard to date or fight a panda or a teacup pig anyway. http://cdn2us.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeekus/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/nuevos-blu-ray-box-set-de-ranma-12-animemx.jpg

Trigun - An overpowered idiot blamed for every crime on the planet being followed by 2 stalker chicks all around the world. http://67.media.tumblr.com/c1a0330dcb53f8942b5ee64b139de445/tumblr_inline_n8f9sv2ZQz1rbpimx.gif

Teens steal mechs and become peace keeping super humans that hear a jingle like a spiderman. Space nazis blow up giant space colonies and Australia dies. Also more teens bitch and cry and steal more mechs. Close the damn doors. http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/mobile-suit-gundam.jpg

In a world where every night on the menu is buttsex and the small framed person in the couple couldn't possibly be a man based on personality, Junjou Romantica. For when fangirls want sex in their romance.. it's not ok if it's a girl and a guy, but 2 guys, hell yeah. http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/anime/7/8811.jpg

LOL this is so bad but so worth it... Here is my Vampire Knight. http://data.whicdn.com/images/2971469/original.jpg Pt 1 Yuuki has always been a little bit different. Never one to run with the crowd, when her mother remarried and Yuuki chooses to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she didn't expect much of anything to change. But things do change when she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Kaname. For Kaname is nothing like any boy she's ever met. He's nothing like anyone she's ever met, period To Kaname, Yuuki is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Kaname must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. Somehow or other, they will have to manage their unmanageable love. Pt 2 Yuuki is still very much in love with vampire, Kaname. The rest of the vampire coven decide to throw Yuuki a private party for her eighteenth birthday. Things go wrong when Yuuki slices her finger and thirst overcomes the vampires. As a result of the danger Yuuki was put through, the family decide to leave Forks, Washington. At first Yuuki exempts herself from all social activities, until she realizes she can coexist with childhood friend, Zero. As usual for Yuuki, things aren't what they seem. Something is happening to Zero that he can't explain to Yuuki, and their friendship starts to deteriorate. But when someone from Yuuki's past comes back to haunt her, everything will change again.

Steins:Gate http://static.zerochan.net/Steins%3BGate.full.1097371.jpg A half-mortal, half-immortal is out to avenge his mother's death and rid the world of Steins:Gate. The modern-day technologically advanced SERN he is going after are in search of his special blood type needed to summon an evil god who plays a key role in their plan to execute the human race. Thirty years later a young man named Rintarou Okabe (Kenny Johnson) is riding in a car with an attractive redhead named Kurisu Makise (Traci Lords) heading to an underground nightclub (located, oddly, in a slaughterhouse) somewhere in Tokyo. After addressing the doorman in Russian, Kurisu Makise brings the young man into the club. The man is confused and trying to understand the rules of the club. Some of the regulars indifferently push him aside. Saying he needs a drink, the sprinkler suddenly system activates, raining blood down on everyone inside. It is then that he (and the audience) realizes that everyone in the club is a vampire.

Sexy pretty boy samurais that turn into fake demons with actual samurai plot and a useless girl that happens to be a demon and her father is a demon maniac that created fake demons https://4742b0755b4362348fbd-11d8f63aa4ea71a0c9987868dffff26f.ssl.cf5.rackcdn.com/media/images/2013/05/c3957c7314412107d193faa5ca3cbed5.jpg

10 year old immortal child Ash/satoshi travels the land, barely doing what the title claims. Catching new friendly monsters to fight for his pleasure. Barely even scraping the bottom to be the very best in a world where he keeps giving up his strongest monsters, also there's a frog who can heshin because of friendship, he gets his ass beat a lot. But hey pikachu got his back. Watch as he challenges all the gym leaders and saves the world by just being in the same vicinity as god like creatures. Friendship, battles, prepubescent issues. Join this never ending journey, of the "unbeatable" Ash, On his "Advanced" Challenge. Xyz. Fuck it. http://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2016/04/pokemon.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Angel_Beats!_DVD_Complete_Collection_cover.jpg Zombie guy gets amnesia and then gets stabbed by some celestial being. He then joins some army because of revenge and boredom.

This magnificent bastard is fabulous and the perfect human being. Basically we're all little fuckheads in comparison to this dude. http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/c836efd49dded6ba59d4aa9e162222c61460665152_full.jpg