Random thoughts...

Turkey... We're naming countries, right?

I'm no wizard, but these butterbeer cookies are mystical! If only they wouldn't disappear on me.

Did you just assume my oral hygiene? https://media1.tenor.com/m/a1CawIDfszAAAAAd/i-brushed-my-teeth-last-night-eric-cartman.gif

Actually my dentist is an elf named Hermey! He lives at the North Pole. Every Christmas he looks over Santa's list of the good and the bad. Then from said list he decides whether to simply clean the teeth of the good or rip them out for the bad! Though I know of a scandal involving Hermey working a hustle with the Tooth Fairy to yank out chompers of unsuspecting victims as compensation for the lack of payment Santa gives his employees. It's not all silver and gold being Santa's little helper. Best pray your company's dental insurance covers the cost or someone's gonna be writing Santa a letter this year asking for their two front teeth!

Just discovered Walmart sells lactose free cheese! So many happy bootyholes n stomaches xF

If the lactose is free then how are they selling it? Or are they just charging customers for the lactose and then giving away the cheese for free? Will my bootyhole & stomach still be happy if I were to pay regardless or would it displease one or both parts of the body? Asking for a friend.

As usual we continue to be lied too and tricked into giving our money to big corpo. https://youtu.be/SNzuRrTpONY?si=CF28kNveb8nIAZDI