Random thoughts...

I’m like bro, I see Asian people getting together. Some people say this is the whitest place in the USA. I’m like bro Asians must like these ghetto white people.

You can be cheap or you can be lazy, you can also be both. I sure as shit wouldn't wanna deal with both of those in one person.

Nothing quite says you're an adult like a very potentially impending $400,000 lawsuit. Yippee!!! *Sighs in forever broke*

Growing a beard out is hell, this shit never stops itching, the products cost a arm and a leg to maintain it and people all say I look better with it.

Arm and a leg? Get a little tea tree oil from the ethnic hair care section, it's a hell of a lot cheaper than any beard care products and it's great for the skin/hair. Been growing beards off and on for decades.lol Get jojoba oil for cheap on Amazon, it's also fantastic for hair and skin I found a great beard oil from there that was like $5 for the same amount that normally costs closer to $10 at a brick and mortar store, too. Otherwise? Just wash your face as normal. They key is keeping that skin under the beard moisturized, hence the oils. The oils will help a lot with the itch. Also, get a boars hir brush from the ethnic hair care section, it's again a hell of a lot cheaper than anything in a beard care section and it's the same thing as a beard brush.lol

I havent used beard oil in a while. I just wash my face & Beard with a Salicylic Acid face wash when I shower, & a face wash when I wake up in the morning.