Random thoughts...

My brother went, "So I heard there's this guy up the street from me that'll give you a colonoscopy on the spot with no medical questions asked if you bring $1,000 and some beer. No insurance. No cops!" And I couldn't for the life of me tell whether he was being serious or satirical. That's the thing about my brother. He's the Dave Chappelle of the family. He knows how to tell any story convincingly without really knowing whether it's a joke or him saying something that's true, haha!

I do have a camera that's a tube like thing that'll do the job... Just saying. Got it off of tophatter! Side note... I remember when there was a tornado back in like 2017 or2018. I was at work and we all and to hide out in the restrooms. Unlucky for the lone dude pooping in the stall.lol Like twenty other people just barged in while he was in there.lol

Hilariously I had a similar experience when I accidentally took a trailer door off while backing onto a dock. My company made me do an on the spot urine drug test, but unlike at the doctor's office I had to go into the public restroom and have an old man with a brief case literally watch me pee in the cup in front of him. It was to make sure I wasn't trying to pull a fast one, I guess. So my coworkers were just casually strolling in to see me pissing in this guy's cup before he sealed it and put it into a fancy brief case. The facial expressions were as anyone can imagine. Good thing I am a man of the world and don't care about privacy much, haha!

Wah Luigi! https://i.redd.it/uvjrcw5rknz21.png

All this talk of purple kinda makes me want a Grimace shake for some reason. https://theeburgerdude.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Grimace-Shake-Feature-01.jpg

Sometimes I think about this https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED458/65079ed0479ef.jpeg