Random thoughts...

Almost just as bad, they're probably telling you not to eat or possibly drink anything... Just do something mindless, like chat on here... Gotta pass the time and numb the mind. Ya got people you don't even know that care, damn it.lol

@auntron and @yaasshat I greatly appreciate your supportive words. This time they're giving me antibiotics to see if that helps. Still no colonoscopy which they keep mentioning I should have, but I have to wait on an opening that's not anytime soon.

Ha! So do they, @gabriel_true . So do they. Seriously, sorry to know this is how you're spending your weekend.

@gabriel_true I hope you get nothing but good news, or at least better news than expected.

Wednesday I am supposed to be trying to negotiate with an office about getting me a scoping sooner rather than later. I've been calling around all over Virginia to see if any specialist could move me up their waiting list.

My brother went, "So I heard there's this guy up the street from me that'll give you a colonoscopy on the spot with no medical questions asked if you bring $1,000 and some beer. No insurance. No cops!" And I couldn't for the life of me tell whether he was being serious or satirical. That's the thing about my brother. He's the Dave Chappelle of the family. He knows how to tell any story convincingly without really knowing whether it's a joke or him saying something that's true, haha!

I do have a camera that's a tube like thing that'll do the job... Just saying. Got it off of tophatter! Side note... I remember when there was a tornado back in like 2017 or2018. I was at work and we all and to hide out in the restrooms. Unlucky for the lone dude pooping in the stall.lol Like twenty other people just barged in while he was in there.lol

Hilariously I had a similar experience when I accidentally took a trailer door off while backing onto a dock. My company made me do an on the spot urine drug test, but unlike at the doctor's office I had to go into the public restroom and have an old man with a brief case literally watch me pee in the cup in front of him. It was to make sure I wasn't trying to pull a fast one, I guess. So my coworkers were just casually strolling in to see me pissing in this guy's cup before he sealed it and put it into a fancy brief case. The facial expressions were as anyone can imagine. Good thing I am a man of the world and don't care about privacy much, haha!