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joemama711
Do you refer to pregnant women as they/them because of the baby? XD
yaasshat
Oct 02, 24 at 5:22pm
Nope... Baby is referred to as PARASITE, seeing as the placenta is made to keep the woman's body from killing the baby because it's foreign to her body. So, asking "How's the little parasite?", is the appropriate first question.
joemama711
Ahhh lmaoo that's great. Man giving birth might be beautiful to some but it's gross to me
verucassault
Same. https://youtu.be/gHtiw_a-XAw?t=124
yaasshat
Oct 03, 24 at 4:07pm
Mmmmmmmucus plug!!!! Mmmmm... Placenta pancakes, anyone? Well, it reminded me of a vainy crimson pancake.
verucassault
https://media1.tenor.com/m/raZut9sg86oAAAAC/jim-carrey-gag.gif
yaasshat
Oct 03, 24 at 4:29pm
Hey! I watched them stick their hands in my fiance, like they were stuffing a turkey. She had a C-section, so I didn't get to see the fluids gushing out, unfortunately. That metallic smell was still in the air...mmmm... Pennies.
verucassault
https://media1.tenor.com/m/YBYpvB2keg0AAAAd/nick-miller-new-girl.gif
solid_snake95
So the lesson I learned today after what happened is to live in the now and not stress on what was. Be happy with everything I have now.
meisterman1985
When a childlike, "autistic" adult gets hired in a job full of toxic coworkers, they would consider your defensive and sensory issues as the trendy buzzword "narcissism", while other people consider smoking, drinking and committing fornication true signs of narcissism. Owning weapons are an extra red flag. https://youtu.be/ExXPFsvKowg?si=wid2fh35JjQQzCfe
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