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joemama711
Sep 06, 24 at 7:19pm
At least y'all still banging lol. Snip them balls and get all the procedures done.
yaasshat
Sep 06, 24 at 7:30pm
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knVGwaevQxI I wish it was the frequency like during pregnancy(I'd take just a little more than it's been... But, you're right.lol). I was spoiled.lol However, I'm honestly a little unsure. I don't care about the "*snip * snip", just something in me thinks maybe one more...just not at the moment.lol Biology drives some more than others.lol Edit: Just noticed @verucassault Darn? Those are MY BALLS you're cursing! lol
verucassault
Sep 06, 24 at 9:01pm
My uncle's snip failed so if you get it done now maybe you'll be squared away for a few years. Let the other ones get older, then boom. Give them a baby jr when they are in highschool. I guess failed is the incorrect term. It 'corrected' itself.
yaasshat
Sep 06, 24 at 9:14pm
I mean... My fiance was on birth control when she got pregnant with our daughter. 99.9% effective my ass. So, close enough odds?lol And, no. Not when I'll be fast approaching 60, that'd be absolutely horrible.lol
rick94
Sep 07, 24 at 4:25pm
I hope you know the 99,99% safety only works if everything is fine xD There is a lot that influences it. Like taking Antibiotics. Not sure if it's common knowledge
yaasshat
Sep 07, 24 at 4:30pm
I hope you know, it only takes one time for 99.9% to be pointless.lol Yes, I'm aware there's a myriad of things at play and I'm also aware sometimes it's just chance.lol Just takes one swimmer to make it and be accepted (Fun fact, the egg does the choosing.) at the exact right time (Which even without preventative measures is pretty slim as is.). It's amazing that any of us exist with all of the things weighing against our conception.
gabriel_true
Walked into a public restroom and saw someone left their Akatsuki robe (Naruto) draped over the bathroom stall. Made me giggle imagining the context, heh!
rtae86
Sep 07, 24 at 7:31pm
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Why do people always have their phone volume on max? That person is so far away yet I can hear the video he's watching as if he were beside me. This is a hospital goddammit
yaasshat
Sep 07, 24 at 9:23pm
What's worse is when they're talking to someone on the phone as if everyone needs to hear the conversation to verify they actually have people to talk to.
criselington
The gofundme accounts that these "victims" of the "chase money glitch" are setting up make me laugh.
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