Random thoughts...

When you're in the middle of a stressful stretch of work days, but you're basically a machine numb to most external stimuli.

I don't want to go back! I don't wanna!!! You can't make me! Waaaaaaahhhhhh!

it alway.3 takes 5 or ten minm, my keyboard hey take that 30 miin of not understanderin or something fu,ck offo. my lfa godam mouse ok i was not ok. o fuck off my fucking body falin apart everything, wh does this exist?

Why did my work decide to do renovations on the break rooms and bathrooms at the busiest time of the year with all shifts present? We've had 10 months to do this, but now is the time. All I want is to sit down and drink my damn coffee.

Ive been at work for an hour so far and all ive done so far is made my coffee, sat at my desk and looked at memes. So an average day so far.

Glad you can afford to sit down and enjoy your coffee! These cookies literally cost me an arm and a leg to get time to eat.

Random conversation at work. Me: what heritage do I look like? Boss: American. Me: I'm Asian. Boss: you don't look it. Me: it's because of those damn american men that thinned out my Asian blood. Boss: that must mean you prefer Asian men? Me: sometimes. Boss: you'll be goin around with your hand on their heads with how small those Asian guys are. Me: at least that makes them easy to pick up and carry out if they refuse to go somewhere with me. Battle won right there.