Random thoughts...

https://media.giphy.com/media/in4t9IzuZKhqg/giphy.gif I don't know who's more like a snack the fried chicken or LOKI . Nevermind loki is a whole damn meal

You know how the slightest bump into the male genital area whether it be a flick or a punch, hurts like hell. My coworker asked me "since that hurts how does it not hurt when you have rough sex and its basically all over the place" i genuinely had no words for such a question.

It's because you're not typically slapping your balls hard enough to cause pain. They don't flap in the wind when you're excited.

afro samurai is my fav anime. i bought that movie as a christmas presentfor my step brother when it came out in 2009 or something. he likes wu tang clan. the album rza afro samurai reminds me of christmas, the last time i saw my step cousin like 7 years ago we listend to that album around christmas. hes in jail for life.

I love the part about my family dna that allows me to lose weight and not worry about super saggy skin. It just shrinks and turns stretchy. My mom says we have elastic like skin that can expand and shrink in size without showing much outside of stretch marks. Like I don't get saggy man boob skin when I lose a ton of weight. They just retract lol.

Me walking into hell after being denied entry to heaven https://youtu.be/tpCi8JycZTs

Vegans explaining how not eating meat saves the planet https://youtu.be/N2rpVHjH7u0