Election

http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo79/Serraph105/giant-douche.png Who are you going to vote for? Who's policies do you align with more? Who's going to piss who off? Who's going to make themselves look like idiots on the internet? Debate!

We know who's going to have the most memes if he becomes president. http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af252/BeefJerkyMan123/6a625c4f-946e-4eaa-ac9a-d039c77845df.png

I really wish I could hit the reset button for all the candidates this year. Damn it, the more I pay attention to them, the more appealing Vermin Supreme is looking.

I think we should make a new law that says if the public doesn't like any of the candidates that we should be able to shuffle the deck and draw again. Bernie Sanders: Do you think America is really ready to vote for it's first Socialist president? Greece switched to socialism to get out of their slump and they went bankrupt when it failed! Socialism also killed Puerto Rico's economy. If Bernie becomes president get ready to roll the dice! I hope you have faith congress knows what it's doing! Donald Trump: This guy offends everybody around the world and is seen as a joke. He ain't exactly the best diplomat. We are going to become a more isolated and hated country. You think people from other countries hate us now? Ohoho, just wait till Trump gets elected. Hillary Clinton: She is quite literally the Wicked Witch of the West. She is the epidemy of evil, of death and disease. She brings the plague. Thank God that she isn't winning over Bernie. That's all I can say. It's going to come down to Bernie and Trump. We are fucked either way. On one hand I might vote for Bernie because he will be giving me a larger pay check, at least until our total monetary system collapses because we are screwing around with a system that has been largely untouched for the last century. On the other hand, I might vote for Trump because if we are all fucked either way, might as well have a few lols on the way down.

@ Arc: That's a pretty balanced view; it really seems you've thought these things through. I'm glad someone's not just riding on the words candidates are using to get elected. We all know these people aren't prepared for what's really in store for them when they get elected. Candidates never are.

How Arc sees Hillary... http://static.infowars.com/politicalsidebarimage/clintonborg_large.jpg