Drunken Stories

I once did truth or dare while drinking. My best dare was daring another guy to drink a shot of toilet water with vodka mixed in(Alcohol kills bacteria...and it was in a hotel after all. Had to double it up.), but then he dared the same for me. We ended up skinny dipping in the hotel pool (Hey! We weren't alone, no homo... There were two chicks with us who did the same.). I saw enough wiener for one night...XD Funny enough, he offered for his girlfriend to give me head(she was willing and quite the cute, petit thing, but I declined since I couldn't do that while I was in a relationship myself. It was an interesting night... Looking back after my failed relationship, I should've...meh... My ex said she didn't care, which should've been a huge red flag of the impending implosion.

This is great! I'm in the middle of getting drunk right now so this is a perfect opportunity. The first time I ever got drunk was at a restaurant my friend took me out to one night after finals. I asked the waiter what alcoholic drink I should order for my first time, and he said, "Long Island Iced Tea". I thought, hey, that sounds like a light, easy drinking alcoholic beverage. I got WASTED. I had a giggling fit in the restaurant. Somehow I woke up butt naked in that girl's bed the next morning. No, we never had sex, but we did do some stuff. It was because of that waiter I had my first experience sleeping with a girl. That's when I learned I get very flirtatious and lovey when I am drunk.

@Arc Dying from laughter XD I am the same kind of drunk lol . I get all giggly, become very clumsy, flirt a lot, and become more expressive.

One time, I drank too much for my own good. My friends and I were playing charades. Every person had to write down 3 things for other players to act out. My 3 things were... "Trolling," "Epic Fail," and "Miley Cyrus." I showed my topics to the girl next to me and she dreaded acting out "Miley Cyrus." I was laughing my ass off when the players were trying to act out my topics, especially the poor girl who happened to pick "Miley Cyrus." She was the one next to me, but she was good sport and acted out the things that Miley Cyrus would do. By the time the deed was done, I was seeing double and passed out. Good thing nothing happened to me as the world turned pitched black on me. I went home after sobering up