Soul Eater Weapon Form

Got the idea from Soul Eater! If you were a Weapon in Soul Eater, what would your weapon form be and why?

arc you sly son of a...that took me a second to catch on im like a dildo? why a dildo? i would be a lance

I've taken many quizzes anime wise/soul eater oriented, and I would always come up, without fail, as Tsubaki (Black Star's Partner). I believe I would want to be something along the lines as a traditional Katana as my original form, and also be able to deform into duel Kunais. I'd want my blade to be solid black, with the wrap at the bottom of the blade to be black with a maroon-ish accent, that is slight, but noticable to my wielder. I want me, as a weapon, to be silent when taken out and ready for the kill, and my wielder to be, I guess to put it bluntly, a ninja with the qualities of being silent and swift. I guess, I want that Blackstar/Tsubaki relationship when it comes to being wield. Why I push towards the fast and swift is, yeah, I may be loud and firm when it comes to just being silly with my friends. But, I do say, when it comes to being serious, I want to have the final word, and I want it to be fast enough and noticeable that it will end the situation at hand without any arising questions after. Hopefully, you didn't mind me going in debt. I love the show Soul Eater and I couldn't resist.

I would absolutely want to be the extending boxing glove launcher, like what fujiko uses on lupin the third in the opening.

I would have to be a cross between a battleaxe and a war hammer. Obnoxious, brutal, and straight to the point.