How do you want to die?

I'd like to die hilariously, I'd want people to fall over laughing thinking about it. Something that should make the Darwin awards, like a ( flaming tuba explosion) What's a funny way to die?

mhh, in general i don't wanna die. but if i were to die, i'd haunt the living shit out of female dressing rooms or the person that killed me

As long as I have taken care of my family,finished One Piece and completed a Saw challenge ill tell the doctor to put me to sleep.

This reminds me for a Haiku. "The land of the dead, sends a sharp blood-freezing gale, to flip up all shirts"

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-08/29/6/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1039-1409308158-4.gif Sorry, this topic was just asking for this. I dunno how I want to die, preferably not in my youth or anything, I'm alright with a painful death but I don't want to suffer from a godawful disease for weeks or months or even years…

I would want to die when I'm an old, old man with a loving family around me to see me off in my final moments, preferably where I say something really emotional and inspirational, something so powerful that anyone who would hear those words first hand will always remember me and what I said long after I'm gone. I would say unknowingly in my sleep but I want to go out knowing I'm loved and missed to the very end.

Protecting Someone I care about if I honestly had to choose. Otherwise trying to shuv 8 hotdogs in my mouth at once. I know, it does sound amazing.

I'd like to go peacefully in my sleep - when I'm at an old, golden age. Simple as that.. like I'd just tell my family after a fresh cup of coffee or chocolate, "Hey, I'm going to catch some shut-eye for a bit. Y'all young 'uns just carry on." before going to bed. No fuss, no hassle. Kinda cute, actually.