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Silver Silent @cursedsilence
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Silver Silent @cursedsilence
I've lost my number can I borrow yours?
XD Rob
Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @mrpopo
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Popo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @mrpopo
Here's what I would do,
Step 1. go up to a girl.
Step 2. get an ice cube doesn't matter where I got it from, just know that I have one.
Step 3. throw it to the ground and step on it
Step 4. look her in eyes and say "how's that for breaking the ice?"
step 5. Profit???
Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin
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Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin
^Best one I've ever heard!
LaughingBATMAN_dD @laughingman_dd
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LaughingBATMAN_dD @laughingman_dd
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Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin
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Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin
I forgot a really good one that I made up that's otaku themed, but here's one I just made up.
Guy: You say you want BL? 'Cause I wanna Be in Love with you!
Girl: Actually, I went yuri, so I don't read BL anymore.
Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin
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Ichirai_Shonin @ichirai_shonin
Another one, ain't so otaku-related, eh.
Guy: I wanna give you my P,B & J. (Penis Balls and Jizz)
Girl: Sorry, I'm allergic to penits. (Suppose to be a play-on-words of penis and peanuts)
LaughingBATMAN_dD @laughingman_dd
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Arc @arc
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Arc @arc
"Hey woman. Shut up and drop your pants. I need to bang one out real quick."
It's a very romantic pickup line and sets the mood ever so subtly.
Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
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Neko-chi™ @yunoxyukki
Did you scrape your knee...when you crawled out of hell? xD
lunarsky @lunarsky
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lunarsky @lunarsky
Haha panda i could go for that XD like yes yes I did
Okay here's one
The human body has 206 bones in it. You want another one? >.<
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