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yunoxyukki
Haha lol
senhin
Jun 10, 15 at 5:51pm
"Giant Polar Bear" "What?" "I don't know, but it broke the ice."
yunoxyukki
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer
illustrationofsacred_ink
How about"The alphabets A and B are dating so how about alphabets U and I do the same?"
lovely_complexities
Here are some~ There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold o dat ass. Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I've got the STD and all I need is U.
yunoxyukki
I love you long time tonight
leo_ss
Jun 10, 15 at 10:55pm
Hey Baby want to go get a~.... Bite (Bum dum Tiss~) hahahahaha. Sorry,Sorry as a vampire I couldn't help it hahahaha.
utsukushiikodoku
I've been told this one. "Baby your on fire!! Let me spray you with my hose" and that folks was the quickest way to make a 5 foot girl turn red.
yunoxyukki
@Leo Lmao laaaaaame XD jk
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