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"Romatic" First time or "Just Get It Over With" First time?

robscene
Good times, good times. Then it got weird. http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll287/21wq/ponies/793305__safe_rarity_animated_upvotesgalore_wat_reactionimage_raritytakesmanehattan_spoiler-colon-s04e08_extremespeedanimatio_zpscc4t1bhz.gif
toxic
Never really got into the pony thing tbh but I am curious about why it appeals guys though
darkhorse
Even cavemen fucked animals. I'm not saying it's right. But people have been fucking horses since the dawn of time. No one knows why.
arc
Misaki, I'm so sorry your thread turned into a bestiality discussion. Bet you didn't see that coming, lol
darkhorse
I know how to stop being a virgin- you start raping to the girl you want. Stick to ones like "Wiggle" by Jason Derulo/Snoop Dog or "Can't Believe It" by Flo Rida/Pitbull. I sing "Hot dammit, your booty like two planets, go ahead and go ham sandwich, I can't stand it, cause you know what to do with that big fat butt, wiggle wiggle wiggle". Gets the girls every time And I'll say this one more time for good measure: PONY PORN! (Clop clop clop) Somewhere, right now, a brony virgin is clopping and a Colombian boy is fucking a donkey. And you wanted this thread to be serious huh? President Polk away!
crimsonsun2xseries
Not a virgin, but for what it's worth I'd go for the romance. In fact, I strongly urge you do not settle for anything less. The "get it over with" route is really shallow and leaves much to be desired. When I lost my virginity, I was so pressured into it that afterwards I instantly knew I made a mistake, an irrevocable one. So, be prudent. Also, sex is really freaking overrated.
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