How to approach "Asian" women?

:< Just like everyone else, tastes vary among us regardless of color. A number of us grew in diverse communities, there's barely any difference to look at.

Honestly, if you give off that "Asians are hot" vibe, we're gonna stay far away from you. We're just gonna whisper 「キモイ」 under our breaths and walk away (at least I would). Nothing like a turn off more than being fetishized by creepy men.

First, You have to wear a sash made of olive leaves. Make sure it is firmly tied around your waist. Second. After you have spotted your female asian target, DO NOT LOOK HER DIRECTLY IN THE EYES. This will scare her off. Instead, face the opposite direction and slowly walk backwards towards her with your rear end extended. Make intermittent hooting sounds to show you come in peace. When you get within her personal space, about 1 foot away, spin around really fast COUNTER CLOCKWISE and clap your hands. Then shout "SQEEEGIE BEEBIES" at the top of your lungs. This will let her know that you just want to initiate conversation. Next, blow on her hair very softly. It must be strong enough that her hair moves. Be careful you do not blow into her eyes, as this will make her immediately reject you. Next, if she likes you she will present her hind quarters. At this point you MUST leapfrog over her back. Stick the landing or you fail. Next, take three steps back and drop your pants. Pee in a circle. The more even the circle the better. Then, if everything goes right, ask her to marry you and bam. You're done!