Stuff a guy would want or like....

Hello..people that are curious...(snickers)... Anyways..girls I been reading Jack's Blowjob Lessons yes I said it blowjobs...every guy want one or would like to try it at least once in their lives right?I been reading this book since 2009 when I was a mouth virgin at the time (don't comment or try not too lol)I practice on things first of course like bananas (shaft gagging) and cucumbers (thickness) which actually worked to my advantage but those wasn't in the book to practice on I was just a girl that wanted to make his eyes roll and his legs shake and his voice be heard and listen to his moans and there nothing more of a turn on then listening to a guy's moan s...hehe it SO FUCKING RARE and men see it as taboo or something like it a forbidden rule not too!That's why it the best to me..heheh..something rare means it worth it and means it hard to get and boy do I love it when a man tries to hold it all back...and tries to play it cool.Something forbidden and something a guy not suppose to do just makes you want to hear his little whimpers and groans even more..cause it so forbidden right??Heh..So luckily Jack told me a few things and some major tips to make him wanna keep you.(NOT ALWAYS THE CASE)Yes,people will say things like why is that ugly girl with that hot guy why?Cause she can give a better blowjob than you.(NOT ALWAYS THE CASE!!!) I bet nobody would believe me when I said this but my grandpa would always tell me when he played poker with his war buddies that the secret to a man love is his penis of course I didn't know what a penis was back then hell I thought it was food when I asked my mom..haha..but I gotta say nobody know a male penis than a male....himself and getting guys point of views for blowjobs is what a woman always need even if she the type that know EVERYTHING bout the d wrong she doesn't unless she a porn star for years then maybe she does but no woman would know more about a dick than a man right?So for you couples out there thats want to love your man dick and worship it by leaving all pride and female power left behind and want to leave all you think you know behind then act like a slut. Yes, I said it slut.((Nah,just kidding..just love the dude basically and be confident))lavish his dick,love his dick do what Jack tell you and you will have more pussy eat outs then you ever dreamed..be nice and get down on your knees and be a good submissive and make him your king..YES HE'S THE KING!!!xD((for the time being))and he will treat you like a queen...((For the time being..some cases if he loves you he will treat you well no matter what))Don't do it though as work or a chore or something he should owe you for.Leave all those thoughts behind ok and let yourself go for a moment turn yourself off and become some one else if you must.Oh and for jaw pains..(virgins and all alike who DON'T know this or don't care can skip this part))in blowjobs...buy some bubble gum and work those jaw muscles it even help to leave your mouth open and bite an apple and carry that apple around your house for a while.BURN THOSE JAWS!!!!Work them out try something wider each time you succeeded in leaving your mouth open..put some larger things in your mouth if you need too.Trust me I used to have jaw pains that I had to stop mid way....=.=' and no guys like a blowjob unfinished...trust me =___= you will get bitch out not by words but by actions..for sure hahahahaha xD You will notice what I mean hahaha.So to make sure you finish him without stopping for jaw pains thats my advice so you can give longer blowjobs and if you can hold open your mouth long next try deep throating many girls cant cause of gag reflex but guys won't tell you this but they love gagging..make there ego bigger makes them feel the boss.Some are just too nice to say it but behind close doors they smirk at the thought of you gagging on them.So for couples or singles..out there give Jack's Lessons a shot. :) Not all things he said is accurate haha you see what I mean..cause I certainly don't think umm..."c*m" would reduce chances of STDS. Just find it for free online somewhere I would not buy his book (cause I already bought it long ago and learned a lot of shit some guys wouldn't tell me themselves)though since you can find his book online for free he is a terrible writer and he is an asshole but he knows shit other guys are just too shy to say to you or if you ask your a whore in there eyes or you lose respect blah blah blah right girls or they just wouldn't have any advice for you or THEY LOVE YOU TO MUCH TO SAY YOU ARE SO BAD!!!!GUYS WOULD NEVER TELL YOU YOUR BAD UNLESS TO WOMEN THEY ARE AN ASSHOLE BUT A HONEST ONE!!!!GUYS WILL THINK "I won't tell my girlfriend this but my ex was better than her."But yeah..thought I would share...then again you don't have to listen to me it was only a suggestion.I feel like I'm going to get a lot of hate or something so...I'm outta here haha.Please do not think I think all guys want a blowjob cause some will grow old without ever having one I understand that. By the way even if you don't listen you still might think if your taken that maybe something new for him wouldn't be SO bad?Jack's got 21 of those if your mind ran outta things to do. well I'm outta here now.OH!!Don't forget to check out Tristan Taormino guide as well.TO EACH HIS OWN.(Forgive my spelling and writing flaws if I made any which I probably did and will correct them later,please keep in mind this is advice for virgins or maybe someone who wants more in bed in that area or who would like to learn something else then reading magazines etc etc..which I'm not stating that they don't give good ideas as well.)

-slow clap- While it is true blowjobs are something pretty much EVERY guy wants (myself included) we pretty much never know if female applying this said blowjob actually knew how to or not (shyness is a plus). I mean, I'm a lonely bastard irl so this got a few lols out of me. Either way it goes, you're right for the most part in that long, overdrawn post. lol :3

Want? No, not every guy wants a blow job, but you made sure to say that. I, for instance, do not want a blow job unless she wants to do it. It's not an expectation in other words. To me, it just feels weird, but, I do love going down on a woman. Here's a key, unless you're just messing around to mess around, let every sexual experience mean something. I'd rather have no sex at all than to do sexual things without a want, desire ,passion, love and mutual respect.

Actually I don't care much for the idea of 'Blowjobs'. Seems kinda gross and I don't think I could kiss someone after knowing they've done that.