Ideal relationship?

From a neko steam game review, major lol! http://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/ "> I was only an Otaku > I loved Chocola and Vanilla so much, I had all their Doujins and Figurines > I pray to Chocola and Vanilla every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given > "Nekopara is love" I say. "Nekopara is life" > Everyone hears me and they called me a weeb > I knew they were just jelous of my devotion to Chocola and Vanilla > I called everyone a trollfag > They slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my kawaii face hurts > I lay in anime bed and it's totally really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something fluffy touch me > It's Chocola and Vanilla > I am so happy > They whispers in to ear "This is my fluffy tail" > They grabbed me with their powerful fluffy paws and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my steam wallet for Chocola and Vanilla > They penetrated my wallet > It hurts so much but I do it for Chocola and Vanilla > I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water > I push against their force > I want to please Chocola and Vanilla > They Nyaan a might Nyaa as they filled my wallet with their kawaii-ness > Everyone walks in > Chocola and Vanilla looks at them straight in the eye and says. "It's all neko now" > Chocola and Vanilla leaves through my Computer > Nekopara is love, Nekopara is life"

DAMN IT!!! *Cries blood* I HATE FUCKING STEAM NO FAIR!! Is it available any other way than steam?! KAWAII NEKOS CALL TO MEH!