The Real Meaning Of Christmas

According to wikipedia, Krampus is a "horned, anthropomorphic figure. According to traditional narratives around the figure, Krampus punishes children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts." LMFAOOOOOOoooooo Shouldn't this thread be somewhere else...

And here I thought Christmas was about cooperate propaganda brainwashing the masses into becoming materialistic zombies. I must have been crazy... It's so clear to me now. It's obviously about a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father that can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. I was blind but now I see.