What does a guy want in a girl?

whenever I see dat ass http://media.mercola.com/imageserver/public/2010/July/7.13kid-with-asthma.jpg

Well you see for one zombie girlfriends hold a lot of baggage. You see the Zombie kind is still hated by many, So many poor zombies are kicked out for just being who they are. Plus you guys make messes everywhere, We know it's not your fault, But please wash the blood trails you leave. And don't get me started on their terrible personal hygiene.

I can't help my entrails drag, I don't have skin to keep them tucked away. And sure, I don't have the best teeth, but my denist...well let's just say he isn't around anymore..

Yes I'm certain he's enjoying his stay at disney land, But that doesn't give you the right of bad teeth. Plus why not stick you entrails back in and then duck tape, Becoming a redneck zombie, With good hygiene *Nods* Then maybe clean your cloths for once, My god, When was the last time you changed?

A girl like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV5WqRnFejI

Laid back, kind, understanding, somewhat out-going, has a career or at plans for one and are working towards those i.e. going to school. Major pluses would be some self-sufficiency i.e. not living at home, has a vehicle, some mutual interests (gaming, anime, sci-fi, etc.) or at least tolerance for SO's interests if they are not shared.