The "looking for a relationship" thread

What is your relationship status? Single and enjoying it. I am interested in relationships though. How old are you? Physically, 23. Mentally, some would say 40ish-50ish. And no, that doesn't refer to my mental capacity. What is your sex? Male What is your sexuality? Heterosexual. But I do respect, understand and support the LGBT community. What do you think about marriage? This deserves a thread of its own. Seriously. Do you like animals? Only certain animals. AND NO SNAKES, NO SNAKES, NO SNAKES. NO SNAKES. Do you have any siblings? 2 younger siblings. One's hamster-like, the other is a wannabe rockstar. Seriously. What is your everyday life like? I am on an eternal adventure: slashing numbers, excavating words and inventing new magic formulas...in Microsoft Excel. Do you have a job? Yes and what I do isn't always nice. How much education do you have? If you mean formal education, it's elementary all the way to college, and possibly more in the future. I'm making the Death Star after all, got to learn as much as I can and recruit my faithful minions. Starting with you, dear reader. What are your personal interests? Way too many categories to be placed in here. Be with me and you'll find out! Have you ever been in a relationship? If so, explain. T'is a little too invasive for my taste. Let me tell you. It concerns a duck, a chicken and an alligator in heat... Have any fun dating stories? Yeah, the alligator tried to f--ah, better not get there. What is your personality like? Be with me and you'll find out. Do you carry a V-Card? I carry a business card. Does that count? Do you have to wear contacts or glasses? None! Perfect eyesight! What is your hair and eye color? My hair's a mix of white and mostly black. I've black eye color. Do you smoke or drink alcohol? And if so, how much? I try not to drink since I go way over the limits when I truly feel the need to drink. Otherwise, I enjoy a cup of sake weekly. Whats your favorite food? You. Just kidding. Do you cook? And if you don't are you willing to try? Yes I steam, fry and boil. Especially humans. No guarantees about the taste though; I follow my haphazard instinct when I cook. Are you religious? And if so are you willing to date someone who is opposite the religion or has no religion? While I am a self-confessed Christian, I do not feel worthy to be called one. If you really have to label me, let's just say that I tend to be spiritual/agnostic. As for dating, as long as we each respect our differences and not scream over cliche topics like Creationism, extent of human will, which deity is more powerful (of course it's Obama), I see no reason not to. Are you willing to LDR? *Checks up LDR on Google* So what has the Louisiana Department of Revenue got to do with this thread? Need more money perhaps? Are you sexy and you know it? I prefer the term "suave". Being "sexy and you know it" is way overrated.

Bio: names Sam, I am 25 years old and 5'4 tall. Gold eyes, brown hair Hobbies: I love watching anime, Reading Doujinshi, playing computer games, shopping, going out for coffee/meals, going to the movies, singing and voice acting. Music: I love all sorts of music, not a HUGE fan of metal but I have listened to some I am a tad of an otome/ yaoi freak but don't worry I wont beat it over your heads, just be cautioned it may come up every now and again lol Fun facts about me: I am 25% vanilla! lol no no jk I'm not, uhhh lets see, apparently I'm supposed to be hillarious, Im a terrible cook but amazing at baking sweets What I am looking for: Well since I am in this thread and on this site, I'm looking for friends who can share my love for otome :C BUT, also, in the relationship department... male: who is open and cool about things, a very relaxed nature whether that means brutal honesty is involved or a soft gentle outlook on life, willing to at least TRY things with me, for instance, I LOVE singing and I don't believe in those who "can't" sing, just those who haven't found "their song" that being said I like to get to know a guy for who he is~ ....THAT BEING SAID there are a few no-no's 1. any guy who sees friendzone as a thing. 2. guys who dissrespect woman and see them objectively 3.a guy who doesnt take care of his personal hygene 4. a guy who isn't himself 5. a guy who's brutally honest for the sake of being a jerk rather than just being honest --------------- Girls: Ooo I love you girls <3 anyways, I want you to be yourself with me hun~ even if you think some of your traits are annoying or whatever, they are cute trust me, everyone has their own brand of cute haha, I understand how sometimes relationships can feel very ...strong but please try to be as relaxed with the grabby as you can, I'm not often a very kissy, touchy type but that being said I will date/love etc all on the times that I feel its right. so, I dont mind exchanging "good morning" "I love you's" texts but please dont expect me to spam this with you... Being honest is a +. there are some no no's with this side too ladies... 1. girls who date other girls for sexual reasons 2. girls who are strict uke and are very clingy! VERY CLINGY (I dated a girl once who was holding my arm in the car with her family, and even when the movie was over that we were going to, she didnt let go, this was our first date...) 3. girls who will date many people at once but expect me to be singular- if you date many, so do I, if you date 1 I date 1...equality hun~ 4. girls who are strictly uke/submissive (I know i mentioned this before but I'm very... equality based, there needs to be equal days of other sides involved etc) ----------------------------------- If this all interests you and you arent scared away by me, message me, or skype me or something

^ "5. a guy who's brutally honest for the sake of being a jerk rather than just being honest" I can't tell. Does that mean I'm out? I don't-intentionally-.. :p

Uhg, I hate these things. But oh well. You get what you put in. Name: Richard Age: 27 Location: Indy, IN Height: 5' 11" My hobbies are probably the same as everyone else here. I've got a small collection of anime, manga, doujinshi, VNs, video games, light novels, books, computers and probably other stuff I'm forgetting. I'm pretty laid back about everything and very open when I get to know someone. If you have a question about me you only have to ask. I was in the Army for a bit. Now I'm currently doing the college thing. Almost got my Associates. As for what I'm looking for here, I'm not really sure. I've never officially been in a relationship with anyone. The one girl I was semi-interested in kept me in the friend zone. I guess someone who is open and honest. Tell's me what they really think. And of course someone with similar hobbies. But I don't think that will be a problem here. Anyways, that's all I can think of for now. If you have a question just ask.

These things are very awkward to try but I'll give it a try. My name is Amber and I'm 160 cms tall((Roughly 5'2"?)) but I swear I'm 5'3" with shoes on! I dislike my short stature but I'm told it adds to my cuteness factor(HAH, what cuteness????)) My eye colour is cat eye green and my hair is brown and...um...I'm pretty confident on the internet but I'm really shy in real life, slightly tsundere...Okay, I'm actually VERY tsundere but I don't mean what I say it just comes out. I have a foul mouth like...but its affectionate name calling. I love to tease people....over the internet and skype....Not in real life, I'm very quiet then. My education is...well complicated. There was family issues that prevented me from doing the things I want to do but I'm working on it. I'm a fairly smart person though I little naive and thick headed. I do get emotional some times but rarely will anyone see me break down my walls. I'm a very open-minded person and I can make friends with all people...it's just sometimes they don't like my way of thinking and stop being my friend...;n;I'm pretty stubborn and I tend to butt heads so if I get into an argument, the best is for both of us to drop it. My hobbies include drawing, baking((NOT COOKING)), writing, taking long walks, listening to music,sewing((though I haven't done it in a long while)), and occasionally roleplaying or voice acting. Likes: Plushies of animals, plushies in general, foxes, penguins, a good plot, elves, tall elves, handsome elves, sexy elves, tall people..., er, CUDDLING SOMEONE LIKE A SLOTH DOES TO A TREE. I love all music except...country but I can tolerate it for short periods of time. I have a lot of favourite bands/groups/singers/musical artists: Sleeping with Sirens, Get Scared, Rise Against, Mariana's Trench, Never Shout Never, Relient K, My Darkest Days, VOCALOID, PlayRadioPlay, Mayday Parade, Kill Paradise, My Demons, Artist Vs Poet, Fallbrooke, Mindless Self Indulgence, Every Avenue, All Time Low, Metro Station, The White Tie Affair, We The Kings, Blue October, Adam Lambert, Black Kids, Pierce The Veil, A Skylit Drive, About Last Night, Against All Evil, Alesana, Chiodos, He Is We, The Cab, All-American Rejects, Bring Me The Horizon, Secondhand Serenade, School Boy Humor, Cash Cash, Stereo Skyline, Dangerkids, Death Cab For Cutie, Falling In Reverse, Escape The Day, Evans Blue, My Chemical Romance, Forever The Sickest Kids, Hands Like Houses, Hollywood Undead, I Am King, The Monster Goes Rawrr, Show Me The Skyline, In Fear And Faith, Tokio Hotel, ISSUES, Jakewolf, Linkin Park, Lovers And Liars, The Maine, Me Vs Gravity, Memphis May Fire, Muse, The Summer Set, Red, Panic At The Disco!, Thousand Foot Krutch, Poets Of The Fall, The Ready Set, Safetysuit, Saosin, Silverstein, Simple Plan, Simon Curtis, FM Static, Trading Yesterday, Underoath, Augustana, We Came As Romans, Hello Ramona, and Watsky ovo Favourite TV Shows: South Park, Face Off, Heroes of Cosplay, RuPaul's Drag Race, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Cake Boss, Ink Master, Red VS Blue, Glee, Teen Wolf, Fisica o Quimica,and Queer As Folk ouo Favourite anime: Durarara!!, K Project, No. 6, Nabari No Ou, Mekakucity Actors, Tokyo Ghoul, Aldnoah.Zero, Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet, Magi, 07-Ghost, Haikyuu!!, Hetalia, Hunter X Hunter, Full Metal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Attack On Titan, Fairy Tail, Tales of Zestiria: Doushi no Yoake, Summer Wars, Kakumeiki Valvrave, and Black Cat =v= Favourite Reads: Homestuck, Kindgom Hearts, Air Gear, Kagerou Project, 1001 Knights, 1/2 Prince, Assassination Classroom, Noragami, Skeptical, Love Stage!!, Witch Hunter, Karneval, Switch, Shuuen no Shiori Project, +C: Sword and Cornett, Number, Konya mo Nemurenai, Purpurea Noxa, Friends Till Death, DistopiA ~Mikansei na Sekai~, Bloody Mary, and Lamento =u= Things I look for: Tall people(5'8"+....I'm a picky piece of trash ;n;), kindness, funny, loves to cuddle, watch anime, tv shows, and movies with me, draw with me or roleplay all kinds of things, people that can keep a conversation going, open-minded people, looking for a serious, long lasting relationship.

Juveh What is your relationship status? Single :( How old are you? Im 27 :) What is your sex? Male What is your sexuality? Heterosexual What do you think about marriage? It's a wonderful thing xD. Thinking of getting married as well some day Do you like animals? yes I do! xD I have 3 cats at my parent's house Do you have any siblings? yepp a twin brother What is your everyday life like? playing on my laptop and PS4...then going to work :/ Do you have a job? Yes, i'm a pharmacist technician and I work in a horipital near me. How much education do you have? Some College. What are your personal interests? I have a lot, and if you're interested message me :) Have you ever been in a relationship? If so, explain. .....I have..i don't want to talk about it..but if you must message me and i'll tell you.. Have any fun dating stories? when it comes to the hospital?.. A LOT xD What is your personality like? Im shy at first, but when I get to know you i'm outgoing :P Do you carry a V-Card? mmm..what? Do you have to wear contacts or glasses? guess :P (look at my profile pic xD..and I do wear contacts What is your hair and eye color? Brown hair and brown eyes Do you smoke or drink alcohol? And if so, how much? I used to drink..but I lost my best friend to alcohol last year so I quit.. Whats your favorite food? You. Just kidding. Sushi, Pizza, anything that tastes good :P Do you cook? And if you don't are you willing to try? yepp! my dream is to share that hobby with somebody special Are you religious? And if so are you willing to date someone who is opposite the religion or has no religion? Nope, but I do believe in god i'm not an atheist xD

Im new here and suck at these so here goes.. Virgo/Rabbit/Earthworm/Neko =^.^= Age - I am rumored to be over 400 years old but I am 39 in reality but time-locked around 25 lol. Occupation - Network Engineer/Netwarrior Location - My home data center in the lovely pacific northwest between a volcano, the city of roses, and the emerald city. Music - Anything that invokes the spirit but Blues/Rock/Metal is my meat and potatoes. Annihilator to ZZ TOP to Bach to JPOP/Rock or Celtic hymns. Cowboy Bebop has an awesome soundtrack. Movies - Action, Comedy, Documentaries if interesting topics. Anime hehehe, sci-fi/fantasy or human stories. I have been a fan of video games and anime forever but didn't know it was anime until later. Most of my friends never understood it and still don't. I am a PC gamer now and do a little dev tinkering with VR and maker stuff. In spite of the fact I am a techno-geek I come from a long line of farmers and have an affinity and respect for nature but am cursed with the black thumb I think. I may use words related to balance or logical often. I want someone who's presence invokes the best in me and enjoys the gamer/anime geek culture and a good friend firstly. There is no specific type that I know of to find this I have dated many types. Shy, aggressive, Goths, steampunks, cyberpunks, redheads, angels, demons, nekos, elves, tomboys, lone wolves, plain janes, girl next door or misfits. A non-conformist who thinks for themselves but knows when to play within the system and when to piss in it's face. Preferably someone who is as busy pursuing their goals as I am mine. I will be your refuge from the toils of the world if you can be mine sometimes. Someone to keep me centered that I can keep centered in return. Someone that will call me on my BS and can take it when I call them on theirs. Someone who will love me for who I am good and bad and let me do the same in return. Someone who is not afraid/ashamed of their body and/or willing to explore it with a intensely attentive and passionate partner. I do not do well with manipulative people or control freaks that need to test people. If you have been given the privilege of my trust, trust I will cherish and respect yours if I am so privileged to have it. You shit test me you won't get what you want and I will fade away. As far as spirituality follow your own path as I will follow mine. I give my love freely but not frivolously, savvy? I have destroyed the scroll buffer enough for today, if you want to BS or know more send me a msg.

Name:Damion Age:24 Weight:116 Height:5'9 Hair/eyes:dark brown Race:Irish/Puerto Rican State:Boca Raton FL I like random music, anime/manga, videogames, an hanging out with my friends want to know more message me

Name: Jacob Age: 24 Weight: not saying Height: 5'11" Hair:Brown Eyes: Brown Race: Jewish American then. I'm a Earthling. sign: Libra State: West Palm Beach FL. Anime: Animal person. I like Manga/Anime, Boating, Fishing, Snorkeling, Biking, Hiking, Movies, Adventure, New things, Art, Photography, and hanging with friends. I'm looking for friendship and if the friendship turns in to relationship then yay. If it does not then we both gain a great friend, but I would like to be best friends with who ever I'm in a relationship with.