How do I get one

Let's see... I posted this non specific topic in a specific forum title "Relationship Advice" Now let's think for a bit and be smart about it because a little common sense goes quite a long way.

Whoa buddy, when you say "these things" it's like you're referring to girls as objects to obtain. That's not how you should think of them. Just wanted clarification.

One thing is, girls will never come to you. Even if they like you. Unless they are extremely outgoing. Most of the time however you have to go get them yourself. Just have to grow a pair, walk up to the girl and start a conversation. Dont imply you want a relationship(Even though its obvious).

Since you seem like you need advice on how to catch the quintessential woman of your dreams, I, Sugihara, will give you the advice that you are so intellectually seeking. Using the vague information that I have collected from your current proceedings, I will give you the detailed analysis that you truly need. > First of all, it helps a lot to objectify women. Objectifying women shows that you are an Alpha male and don't take shit from nobody. To do this, you need to establish that you are a class action thug. Calling women "things" is a start, so you have already accomplished this mindset from what I've seen so far. > Second, I think this is where you're slipping up so far. You need to make an account on a dating site, and act like a dick to all of the other guys on it. Everybody knows girls like dicks. (pun intended) Amirite? You've already shown otaku_prince a thing or two, but you've let Jean Rivera slide and of course, myself, slide. Make sure to bitch slap all of those dudes if you want the girls to flock to you. Every dude is competition and the more of us you kill the better chance you have. This is basic Darwinist theory, my boy! With this new found information, I hope you are able to find that girl of your dreams. There is no need to thank me, my advice is completely free of charge.