Hello weary/wayward traveler! You have been walking for a couple days now trying to get to the mystical double bacon cheeseburger, would you want to, A: keep going? B: head on over to the inn? Or C: sleep in the forest?
You picked, choice A: The heavy burden of traveling hasn't gotten to you yet! You take a deep breath in before pushing onward in the hopes you get closer to your goal quicker, but alas, you fall into a ditch someone dug that leads to the secret mole people.
You picked, choice B: The pressure behind your eyes and the pounding of your head has begun to be too much to handle. You decide to head on over to the closest inn you can find after realizing how dark it's getting to settle down, but alas, along the way you hear the sky start to rumble warningly of an approaching storm. You run as quick as you can but get caught in the heavy rain and catch cold immediately, you managed to rush into the inn before lightening strikes right where you stood. But now, the innkeeper looks at you with a glower for getting their freshly cleaned floors muddy.
You chose, choice C: You are an independent traveler! You set up a camp with a couple of sticks and dirty blankets you've been meaning to wash along the way as covering, your temporary fort is strong and you start on a fire as the sky is growing darker, you leave camp in search of wood only to hear howling in the distance. You look over your shoulder fearfully when hearing the wolves get closer, yet you are pleasantly surprised to see it's actually a pack of Mimi-cute's eyeing you like you're their dinner.
XXX
Continued (choice A): You scream loudly as you tumble down into the hole, coughing loudly and sputtering as dirt flies into your mouth-squealing as something slimy (a worm, maybe?) touches your hand. You finally tumble to the ground with a loud, "oof!", sound, your eyes widening at the sight of the secret mole people. It's not that they are intimidating per se-the stories about them definitely made them seem worse-but you're shocked to see a group of mole...children? Their beady little eyes squinting at you for your loud intrusion, their pink noses sniffing at the air to smell if you're a friend or not. You stand up slowly, clearing your throat of the dirt that got in it, lifting your hands disarmingly as you ask: "Uh...hi? Where are the grown-ups? I fell and need to get back up top...uh, please." The children look at each other, squeaking to each other in communication before one brave mole steps forward with their nose held high. "We are adults, human. Why have you intruded into our home?"
You blink in shock down at the small mole children, adult-things, whatever! Glad that their eyesight is poor enough that they can't see the way you stare incredulously at them. "I told you that it was by accident! Someone left a hole above and I fell in it."
The head mole growls displeased at the information, "It was probably Darryl...he is quite useless. So...you aren't an enemy?"
You chuckle and wave your hands frantically, forgetting that they can't see your motions clearly. "Of course not! Uh...to be honest, I thought your...people would be scary, you guys are kind of cute actually!" The head mole huffs and crosses its arms, "Don't listen to those rumors! Humans spread those lies all because we've eaten at their flesh-" their nose twitches at the scent of fear suddenly in the air-"That's only because they attacked us first! It was self-defense. We apparently take things that are precious to you humans-by accident I must add-we don't have great eyesight and tend to grab whatever we smell or touch is all. Now, we have been rude hosts, my name is Moleissa (yes, I think I'm funny), what is your name?"
You relax at the reassurance, dusting yourself off and standing a little taller before remembering they can't see you and relaxing your posture. "My name is [insert name here]. It's very nice to meet you all."
It's as if you introducing yourself rips through the other moles defense's, the tiny group of animals rushing forward with excitement at their new human friend as they talk of plans to get you back on top.
Congratulations! You gained +5 experience points for talking to the mole people. And you gained an ally from your new friends, you can call on them whenever you are in danger and they will help you whenever they can.
XXX
Continued (choice B): "You have no consideration for my clean floors, do you?" The innkeeper grumbles while cleaning up a glass from the bar they stand behind, their eyes narrowing suspiciously at you as you trudge forward and flop tiredly down on a stool. "One of your strongest drinks, please!" You raise a brow at the other as they only continue to stand in place, "Why aren't you moving? It's money for you, is it not?"
The innkeeper rolls their eyes but pours you a shot glass filled with a disturbingly bright colored substance, their smile devious as they slide it your way. "Enjoy!"
You began to have your doubts that maybe this strange person is in fact a murderer...but the tantalizing scent of alcohol beckons you closer until you realize that you've already picked up the glass and downed it, smacking your lips loudly at the surprisingly sweet taste of the drink. "Mm? That's not so-" you were going to say bad, but the sweet taste suddenly turns heavy on your tongue, maybe even a bit sour and bitter, a fiery feeling spreading down from your throat and to your chest as you start to cough violently, the innkeeper laughing at you for the intense reaction.
TBC
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Hall of Birthdays:
Midget of MO: Forgetmenot/Tootsie Pop/Big Brother - Birthday: January 19th
Sparky- February 14th
Joe (Joemama)/Agent boi- February 19th
Voi (said Voy like the voy for envoy), Dev-Chan, Vesick. Gardevoir_Lovesick- February 27th
Ren, Neo, Qq (said cue-cue), Sai-Sen (Neo Queen Serenity)- March 11th
Baby Chimken- March 22nd
Maddie- April 1st
Mr. Racoon (Amir_Bahram)- April 13th
Bobo- June 15th
Senpai- June 25th
Ghost Babe- September 12th
My Baby Panda- October 3rd
Shadow- October 16th
Kura/Sakurakiss- October 22nd
My Little Lea- November 22nd
You picked, choice A: The heavy burden of traveling hasn't gotten to you yet! You take a deep breath in before pushing onward in the hopes you get closer to your goal quicker, but alas, you fall into a ditch someone dug that leads to the secret mole people.
You picked, choice B: The pressure behind your eyes and the pounding of your head has begun to be too much to handle. You decide to head on over to the closest inn you can find after realizing how dark it's getting to settle down, but alas, along the way you hear the sky start to rumble warningly of an approaching storm. You run as quick as you can but get caught in the heavy rain and catch cold immediately, you managed to rush into the inn before lightening strikes right where you stood. But now, the innkeeper looks at you with a glower for getting their freshly cleaned floors muddy.
You chose, choice C: You are an independent traveler! You set up a camp with a couple of sticks and dirty blankets you've been meaning to wash along the way as covering, your temporary fort is strong and you start on a fire as the sky is growing darker, you leave camp in search of wood only to hear howling in the distance. You look over your shoulder fearfully when hearing the wolves get closer, yet you are pleasantly surprised to see it's actually a pack of Mimi-cute's eyeing you like you're their dinner.
XXX
Continued (choice A): You scream loudly as you tumble down into the hole, coughing loudly and sputtering as dirt flies into your mouth-squealing as something slimy (a worm, maybe?) touches your hand. You finally tumble to the ground with a loud, "oof!", sound, your eyes widening at the sight of the secret mole people. It's not that they are intimidating per se-the stories about them definitely made them seem worse-but you're shocked to see a group of mole...children? Their beady little eyes squinting at you for your loud intrusion, their pink noses sniffing at the air to smell if you're a friend or not. You stand up slowly, clearing your throat of the dirt that got in it, lifting your hands disarmingly as you ask: "Uh...hi? Where are the grown-ups? I fell and need to get back up top...uh, please." The children look at each other, squeaking to each other in communication before one brave mole steps forward with their nose held high. "We are adults, human. Why have you intruded into our home?"
You blink in shock down at the small mole children, adult-things, whatever! Glad that their eyesight is poor enough that they can't see the way you stare incredulously at them. "I told you that it was by accident! Someone left a hole above and I fell in it."
The head mole growls displeased at the information, "It was probably Darryl...he is quite useless. So...you aren't an enemy?"
You chuckle and wave your hands frantically, forgetting that they can't see your motions clearly. "Of course not! Uh...to be honest, I thought your...people would be scary, you guys are kind of cute actually!" The head mole huffs and crosses its arms, "Don't listen to those rumors! Humans spread those lies all because we've eaten at their flesh-" their nose twitches at the scent of fear suddenly in the air-"That's only because they attacked us first! It was self-defense. We apparently take things that are precious to you humans-by accident I must add-we don't have great eyesight and tend to grab whatever we smell or touch is all. Now, we have been rude hosts, my name is Moleissa (yes, I think I'm funny), what is your name?"
You relax at the reassurance, dusting yourself off and standing a little taller before remembering they can't see you and relaxing your posture. "My name is [insert name here]. It's very nice to meet you all."
It's as if you introducing yourself rips through the other moles defense's, the tiny group of animals rushing forward with excitement at their new human friend as they talk of plans to get you back on top.
Congratulations! You gained +5 experience points for talking to the mole people. And you gained an ally from your new friends, you can call on them whenever you are in danger and they will help you whenever they can.
XXX
Continued (choice B): "You have no consideration for my clean floors, do you?" The innkeeper grumbles while cleaning up a glass from the bar they stand behind, their eyes narrowing suspiciously at you as you trudge forward and flop tiredly down on a stool. "One of your strongest drinks, please!" You raise a brow at the other as they only continue to stand in place, "Why aren't you moving? It's money for you, is it not?"
The innkeeper rolls their eyes but pours you a shot glass filled with a disturbingly bright colored substance, their smile devious as they slide it your way. "Enjoy!"
You began to have your doubts that maybe this strange person is in fact a murderer...but the tantalizing scent of alcohol beckons you closer until you realize that you've already picked up the glass and downed it, smacking your lips loudly at the surprisingly sweet taste of the drink. "Mm? That's not so-" you were going to say bad, but the sweet taste suddenly turns heavy on your tongue, maybe even a bit sour and bitter, a fiery feeling spreading down from your throat and to your chest as you start to cough violently, the innkeeper laughing at you for the intense reaction.
TBC
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Hall of Birthdays:
Midget of MO: Forgetmenot/Tootsie Pop/Big Brother - Birthday: January 19th
Sparky- February 14th
Joe (Joemama)/Agent boi- February 19th
Voi (said Voy like the voy for envoy), Dev-Chan, Vesick. Gardevoir_Lovesick- February 27th
Ren, Neo, Qq (said cue-cue), Sai-Sen (Neo Queen Serenity)- March 11th
Baby Chimken- March 22nd
Maddie- April 1st
Mr. Racoon (Amir_Bahram)- April 13th
Bobo- June 15th
Senpai- June 25th
Ghost Babe- September 12th
My Baby Panda- October 3rd
Shadow- October 16th
Kura/Sakurakiss- October 22nd
My Little Lea- November 22nd
